Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Where IS Koh Samui Anyways?
On Deck
1200 hours
After di psiko-kan oleh Zue, Sero pon decide untuk melarikan diri dan join Shima.
Zue: Woiiiii! Jangan lah tinggalkan aku sorang-sorang, pe kes korang nie gi ikot Shima?! Huh?!?!?!?!?!
pekikan Zue tidak dilayan oleh semua orang, Sero yang merupakan orang terakhir yang turun hanya mengangkat tangan as she walk pass Zue.
tibe-tibe....
"ZUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Seekor makhluk datang dan memeluk leher Zue dengan erat sambil terlompat-lompat. "diorang nak gi mane? kite tak ikot?!?!?"
Zue berjaya melepaskan diri daripada pelukan mahkluk tuhan yang sangat..ummm.."hyper" nie dan menjawab dengan monotonnye.
Zue: Tak-
Nuri: Tapi...aku nak ikot. Jom lahh~!!
Zue: Aku-
Keith: *interupts Zue's Sentence* Eyh, where are those bunch of loons going, huh? Do they even know where Koh Samui is?
Zue: I don't know and I don't care..wait! if you're here, why is Shima getting of, aren't you suppose to drop off here and let us continue on this journey on our own?
Keith: Well, yea, but then Josh just called and he wants me to stay on here and go to Siberia with you guys. So I'm here, stuck with weirdly obsessive teens with raging hormones. If i wasn't...
Zue: Wasn't..what??
Keith: You know what, maybe I should just go find them before they get lost, the ship is leaving in 2 hours. Wanna come or are you gonna wait here?
Zue: I'll just wait here.
As Zue was about to sit down and play with her laptop
Nuri: Alaaa~~!! Jom laaaaa.... *sambil menarik-narik Zue*
Zue: Yelah... *ambik beg pack and follow Nuri and Keith turun dari kapal sambil menyumpah seranah dalam hati*
Jeng, jeng, jeng...siape sebenarnye Sero? Ape hubungan die dengan The Closer? Is Sero, Josh, Keith & The Closer related? What happened to the group that went to Somalia? Find out in the next posting.
;DD
1200 hours
After di psiko-kan oleh Zue, Sero pon decide untuk melarikan diri dan join Shima.
Zue: Woiiiii! Jangan lah tinggalkan aku sorang-sorang, pe kes korang nie gi ikot Shima?! Huh?!?!?!?!?!
pekikan Zue tidak dilayan oleh semua orang, Sero yang merupakan orang terakhir yang turun hanya mengangkat tangan as she walk pass Zue.
tibe-tibe....
"ZUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Seekor makhluk datang dan memeluk leher Zue dengan erat sambil terlompat-lompat. "diorang nak gi mane? kite tak ikot?!?!?"
Zue berjaya melepaskan diri daripada pelukan mahkluk tuhan yang sangat..ummm.."hyper" nie dan menjawab dengan monotonnye.
Zue: Tak-
Nuri: Tapi...aku nak ikot. Jom lahh~!!
Zue: Aku-
Keith: *interupts Zue's Sentence* Eyh, where are those bunch of loons going, huh? Do they even know where Koh Samui is?
Zue: I don't know and I don't care..wait! if you're here, why is Shima getting of, aren't you suppose to drop off here and let us continue on this journey on our own?
Keith: Well, yea, but then Josh just called and he wants me to stay on here and go to Siberia with you guys. So I'm here, stuck with weirdly obsessive teens with raging hormones. If i wasn't...
Zue: Wasn't..what??
Keith: You know what, maybe I should just go find them before they get lost, the ship is leaving in 2 hours. Wanna come or are you gonna wait here?
Zue: I'll just wait here.
As Zue was about to sit down and play with her laptop
Nuri: Alaaa~~!! Jom laaaaa.... *sambil menarik-narik Zue*
Zue: Yelah... *ambik beg pack and follow Nuri and Keith turun dari kapal sambil menyumpah seranah dalam hati*
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123o hours
Somewhere on Koh Samui
Shima: Weyh, penat lah, dah la panas nak mampos, banyak nyamok plak tu. Korang lah nie, nak sangat turun. pastu dah turun Keith takde pon. Lame la...
Sai: Eiii, ko yang turun dulu kitorang ikot ko. Ko nak salah kan kitorang plakk! *Shima menunjuk kan "L" dengan tangannye*
Sai: Eyh, aku potong jari ko tu karang, pikir dah market sangat lah tu!
Timah: Korang ni kan, kalau tak gadoh tak boleh ke? Sikit-sikit gadoh, sikit-sikit menjawab. Stress tau tak? STRESS! Tekanan darah aku nie asyek naek jek tau tak?
Nado: Eleh Timah, membebel pulak die. Kalo die bising tak pe. Orang lean bising tak boleh.
Timah: Sheera, Sheera, Shera boleh diam tak? Timah tak cakap ngan Sheera pon kan, yang Sheera tetibe menyampok kenape? Dah la tak bagi salam.
Nado: Eyhhh, biar laa-
Sero: Weyh CAN YOU PEOPLE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP?!? It's annoying la weyh! Aku bunoh seko-seko pastu masak kebab gune daging korang then jual kat orang ramai baru tau! And Shima, kat tepi pantai mane ade nyamok lah! Ko nak buat cite tipu biar lah real. Hah, buat, buat lah "L" ko tu jap gi jari ko hilang jangan tanye kenape! yang due eko ni, dah sedare tu bwat macam sedare, jangan asyek nak berperang jek. And dah, aku nak balek kapal. lantak korang lah nak dok sini and follow "L-eader" korang nieh!
Widad: Weyh, Sero relak ah! Tarik nafas, tarik nafas slow-slow.
Sero: Diam ah! Ko jangan nak lecture-lecture aku, jap gi kalo aku dok cocok-cocok ko and maki-maki ko jangan tanye kenape!
Yana: Bapak ahhh-
Sero: *pandang Yana dengan tajam*
Yana: Eyhh, rilek ahhh.. hehe
Sero: Tau takot! DAHHH!! Aku give up lah layan korang. Aku nak gi kapal. Boleh aku charge laptop and PSP yang dah nak mampos niehhh..and it's better than just dok sini and mati kepanansan and tengok Shima punye abnormally long fingers. haha! Sape nak ikot, ikot. Kalo tak diam-diam sudah sebelom korang jadi dinner aku. Aku baru tengok Hannibal malam tadi. So aku dah tau camne nak masak human tenderlion with some lemon blueberry sauce....*senyum dengan sinis while getting lost in thought*
Timah: Woi! Ko ni menakotkan lahhh..tapi, aku nak ikot ko! Aku perlukan laptop and internet ko so aku boleh check Korean Entertainment Portal aku..and aku nak download Family Outing and MV Big Bang, 2pm and bla bla bla...
Risha: Aku nak ikot gak! Bole? Bole?? BOLEEE?!?!?!
Sherylee: Weyh, I wanna come to! Mane aci korang tinggalkan aku dengan budak-budak abnormal ni. Nanti kalo Shima tetibe suro kitorang belajar cam mane??
Sero: Okay then! Let's go! Follow me people!!
Somewhere on Koh Samui
Shima: Weyh, penat lah, dah la panas nak mampos, banyak nyamok plak tu. Korang lah nie, nak sangat turun. pastu dah turun Keith takde pon. Lame la...
Sai: Eiii, ko yang turun dulu kitorang ikot ko. Ko nak salah kan kitorang plakk! *Shima menunjuk kan "L" dengan tangannye*
Sai: Eyh, aku potong jari ko tu karang, pikir dah market sangat lah tu!
Timah: Korang ni kan, kalau tak gadoh tak boleh ke? Sikit-sikit gadoh, sikit-sikit menjawab. Stress tau tak? STRESS! Tekanan darah aku nie asyek naek jek tau tak?
Nado: Eleh Timah, membebel pulak die. Kalo die bising tak pe. Orang lean bising tak boleh.
Timah: Sheera, Sheera, Shera boleh diam tak? Timah tak cakap ngan Sheera pon kan, yang Sheera tetibe menyampok kenape? Dah la tak bagi salam.
Nado: Eyhhh, biar laa-
Sero: Weyh CAN YOU PEOPLE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP?!? It's annoying la weyh! Aku bunoh seko-seko pastu masak kebab gune daging korang then jual kat orang ramai baru tau! And Shima, kat tepi pantai mane ade nyamok lah! Ko nak buat cite tipu biar lah real. Hah, buat, buat lah "L" ko tu jap gi jari ko hilang jangan tanye kenape! yang due eko ni, dah sedare tu bwat macam sedare, jangan asyek nak berperang jek. And dah, aku nak balek kapal. lantak korang lah nak dok sini and follow "L-eader" korang nieh!
Widad: Weyh, Sero relak ah! Tarik nafas, tarik nafas slow-slow.
Sero: Diam ah! Ko jangan nak lecture-lecture aku, jap gi kalo aku dok cocok-cocok ko and maki-maki ko jangan tanye kenape!
Yana: Bapak ahhh-
Sero: *pandang Yana dengan tajam*
Yana: Eyhh, rilek ahhh.. hehe
Sero: Tau takot! DAHHH!! Aku give up lah layan korang. Aku nak gi kapal. Boleh aku charge laptop and PSP yang dah nak mampos niehhh..and it's better than just dok sini and mati kepanansan and tengok Shima punye abnormally long fingers. haha! Sape nak ikot, ikot. Kalo tak diam-diam sudah sebelom korang jadi dinner aku. Aku baru tengok Hannibal malam tadi. So aku dah tau camne nak masak human tenderlion with some lemon blueberry sauce....*senyum dengan sinis while getting lost in thought*
Timah: Woi! Ko ni menakotkan lahhh..tapi, aku nak ikot ko! Aku perlukan laptop and internet ko so aku boleh check Korean Entertainment Portal aku..and aku nak download Family Outing and MV Big Bang, 2pm and bla bla bla...
Risha: Aku nak ikot gak! Bole? Bole?? BOLEEE?!?!?!
Sherylee: Weyh, I wanna come to! Mane aci korang tinggalkan aku dengan budak-budak abnormal ni. Nanti kalo Shima tetibe suro kitorang belajar cam mane??
Sero: Okay then! Let's go! Follow me people!!
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Shima: Weyh, aku lapar laaaa..Korang lah ni, nak sangat turon, nak ikot Keith la..tak nak gi Siberia la..gedik betol! Anis!!! Nak roti john! asal ko tak jual air sekali huh? Ko tau tak panas? Bak sini air ko. Laen kali jual air skali kalo ko taknak orang habiskan air ko.
Anis: Weyhh! Ko ni kan Shima, aku tak ade delivery service ekh! And kalo ikotkan hati la kan..aku nak ikot group Sero tau! Tapi bile dipikir kan, since die suke dok ramas-ramas muke aku nie and ade Timah yang pelik and fan girl gile tu and kene gi jalan jauh balek kapal...aku stay sini. and sekarang nie, aku REGRET tak ikot diorang!!
Shima: Hak alah! Kalau nak ikot diorang, g lah! yang ko kat sini pehal? pikir aku nak sangat ko ikot aku? Dah la takde jual air, nak bising-bising plak!
Anis: Ewah, ewah! Nak marah aku plak! yang ko tu, dah tak sedar dir-
Yadha: SHIMA! Ko nak air kannn?? Aku ade air. Nak??
Shima: Mane?? -muke penuh harapan-
Yadha & Shyqa: Tuuuuu! *tunjuk ke arah laut dengan muke innocent*
Yadha: Hah! gi lah minum, ko minum sampai tahun depan pon tak habis!
Shima: Kurang ajar!! Aku buno-
Sai: DIAMLAH!!! Bising lah korang ni..
Yana: Tau takpe. Asyek dok gadoh jek..Cube lah berdamai..Tak bertamadun betol.
Fero: Weyh, korang ingat lagi tak surat yang kite dapat from duta Somalia time last day sekolah? Kite patot gerak gi sane and bukannye gi Siberia! Nanti kang orang kat Somalia pikir kite ni sombong.
Nado: Tau takpe! Jomlah gi sane!! mesti ade banyak makanan sedap yang free!
Anis: Aku nak ikot! Boleh dapat resepi baru!! haha!
Sai: Aku pon nak ikottttt...mesti ramai mamat-mamat hensem kat sane..
Emo: Tau takpeeeee...*mengelamun dengan Sai*
Shima: Ah! Aku tak pedulik! Aku nak KEITHHHH!! Kalo tak pon, aku nak Josh. :D
Sai: Eleh, ko ni tak setia! Ko amek lah Josh ko tu, Keith, AKU PUNYEEE!! Mwahahaha.
Khai: Weyh! Abes Brian ko tu ko nak campak mane huh??
Fero: WOI, aku tengah cakap pasal Somalia la! Bkannye mamat-mamat bodo korang tu! Hishh!
Sai: Yelah, yelahhh..aku nak ikot gi Somalia! Sape lagi nak ikot???
Nado: MEEEE!!
So'od & Fad: Tak kesah lah, ikot jek.
Yadha: Aku asal ade makanan aku ikot!
Syqa: Tau tak pe!
Fero: SO yang ikot gi Somalia is just Sai, Nado, Anis, So'od, Fad, Yadha and Syqa? Yayunk tak ikot skali ke? Yayang??
Sai: Weyh, Yayunk tak de kat sini lah. Die tak turun kan tadi?
Emo: ha'ah..die, Nedy and Dhinah tak turun. ntah ape ntah diorang buat..aku pon tak tau..And aku nak ikot gi Somalia tau!
Sai: Entah-entah diorang ade skandal tak?
Fero: Merepek lah kau! Dah, aku nak confirm sape jek yang nak pergi Somalia dengan aku nieh. So far, aku, Emo, Sai, Nado, Anis, So'od, Fad, Yadha and Syqa jek nak pegi. Sape lagi nak ikot nieh?
Sai: Aku kan..tak jadi ikot lahhh, aku rindu kat mommy aku!!
Fero: Ko ni ngengade betol lah!
Yana: Fey, aku nak ikot gi Somalia. Aku ngan Carl tau! Kitorang ikot skali tau!
Fero: Dah! Ni last, yang ikot gi Somalia just aku, Emo, Nado, Anis, So'od, Fad, Yadha, Syqa, Yana and-
Widad: Eyh, aku ikot skali!!
Naq: Shikin ngan aku pon!
Fero: ARGH! Aku lepuk seko-seko ni kang! Dah ah, jom gerak gi Somalia, nanti lambat! Bye Shima and yang lain-lain. Nanti kirim salam kat yang laen, cakap kitorang gi Somalia.
Anis: Weyhh! Ko ni kan Shima, aku tak ade delivery service ekh! And kalo ikotkan hati la kan..aku nak ikot group Sero tau! Tapi bile dipikir kan, since die suke dok ramas-ramas muke aku nie and ade Timah yang pelik and fan girl gile tu and kene gi jalan jauh balek kapal...aku stay sini. and sekarang nie, aku REGRET tak ikot diorang!!
Shima: Hak alah! Kalau nak ikot diorang, g lah! yang ko kat sini pehal? pikir aku nak sangat ko ikot aku? Dah la takde jual air, nak bising-bising plak!
Anis: Ewah, ewah! Nak marah aku plak! yang ko tu, dah tak sedar dir-
Yadha: SHIMA! Ko nak air kannn?? Aku ade air. Nak??
Shima: Mane?? -muke penuh harapan-
Yadha & Shyqa: Tuuuuu! *tunjuk ke arah laut dengan muke innocent*
Yadha: Hah! gi lah minum, ko minum sampai tahun depan pon tak habis!
Shima: Kurang ajar!! Aku buno-
Sai: DIAMLAH!!! Bising lah korang ni..
Yana: Tau takpe. Asyek dok gadoh jek..Cube lah berdamai..Tak bertamadun betol.
Fero: Weyh, korang ingat lagi tak surat yang kite dapat from duta Somalia time last day sekolah? Kite patot gerak gi sane and bukannye gi Siberia! Nanti kang orang kat Somalia pikir kite ni sombong.
Nado: Tau takpe! Jomlah gi sane!! mesti ade banyak makanan sedap yang free!
Anis: Aku nak ikot! Boleh dapat resepi baru!! haha!
Sai: Aku pon nak ikottttt...mesti ramai mamat-mamat hensem kat sane..
Emo: Tau takpeeeee...*mengelamun dengan Sai*
Shima: Ah! Aku tak pedulik! Aku nak KEITHHHH!! Kalo tak pon, aku nak Josh. :D
Sai: Eleh, ko ni tak setia! Ko amek lah Josh ko tu, Keith, AKU PUNYEEE!! Mwahahaha.
Khai: Weyh! Abes Brian ko tu ko nak campak mane huh??
Fero: WOI, aku tengah cakap pasal Somalia la! Bkannye mamat-mamat bodo korang tu! Hishh!
Sai: Yelah, yelahhh..aku nak ikot gi Somalia! Sape lagi nak ikot???
Nado: MEEEE!!
So'od & Fad: Tak kesah lah, ikot jek.
Yadha: Aku asal ade makanan aku ikot!
Syqa: Tau tak pe!
Fero: SO yang ikot gi Somalia is just Sai, Nado, Anis, So'od, Fad, Yadha and Syqa? Yayunk tak ikot skali ke? Yayang??
Sai: Weyh, Yayunk tak de kat sini lah. Die tak turun kan tadi?
Emo: ha'ah..die, Nedy and Dhinah tak turun. ntah ape ntah diorang buat..aku pon tak tau..And aku nak ikot gi Somalia tau!
Sai: Entah-entah diorang ade skandal tak?
Fero: Merepek lah kau! Dah, aku nak confirm sape jek yang nak pergi Somalia dengan aku nieh. So far, aku, Emo, Sai, Nado, Anis, So'od, Fad, Yadha and Syqa jek nak pegi. Sape lagi nak ikot nieh?
Sai: Aku kan..tak jadi ikot lahhh, aku rindu kat mommy aku!!
Fero: Ko ni ngengade betol lah!
Yana: Fey, aku nak ikot gi Somalia. Aku ngan Carl tau! Kitorang ikot skali tau!
Fero: Dah! Ni last, yang ikot gi Somalia just aku, Emo, Nado, Anis, So'od, Fad, Yadha, Syqa, Yana and-
Widad: Eyh, aku ikot skali!!
Naq: Shikin ngan aku pon!
Fero: ARGH! Aku lepuk seko-seko ni kang! Dah ah, jom gerak gi Somalia, nanti lambat! Bye Shima and yang lain-lain. Nanti kirim salam kat yang laen, cakap kitorang gi Somalia.
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1300 hours
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Sherylee: Are you sure this is the right way?
Sero: YEEEE...no! haha But I think it is. Wait, maybe like 60% it's the right way and 30% it's wrong, but wait, wouldn't that be 70% right then? *Risha and Timah rolling their eyes*
Sherylee: You know what, why don't you do us all a favour and just shut up?
Sero: Whatever.. ohhh!! This IS the right way!
Risha: And ko tahu ni sebabbbb..??
Sero: TUUUU!! Tu kan Keith!
Timah: Huh? Nich-kun? Mane??
Sero: Aku cakap KEITH la..!!!
Timah: Oh, ehh? Aku dengar Nich-kun tadi. haha. Sorry laaa.
Sherylee: Oi!! Keith!! KEIITHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Bloody pekak la sial mamat nieee..
Zurina: Weyhh, Keith, I kinda hear someone calling you. Keith? KEITH?!?
Keith: *jumps and looks at Zue weirdly and takes out his earphones* What?
Nuri: She said, die dengar someone calling you..
Keith: Oh, really?? *looks around and suddenly screams* What the hell was that? *picks up a ball and looks around* who threw this at me?
Sherylee: MEEE!!! *screams while running towards Zue, Keith and Nuri* and I KICKED it! Not THROW it!
While Sero, Risha and Timah jalan ke arah Zue, Nuri and Keith, diorang nampak Sherylee and Keith tengah bergadoh. Sherylee sebagai debator sekolah tengah membentangkan hujah-hujahnye dan Keith sebagai pakar manipulasi menukar belitkan kata Sherylee.
Zue: Weyh, guys, enough laaa. I'm trying to think here. Oh ye, mane yang laen?
Sero: well, aku tinggalkan diorang sebab malas lah nak layan diorang. haha
Keith: well, we have to find them coz the ship is leaving soon and I won't be leaving here coz Josh called and wanted me to follow you guys to Siberia.
Risha: Dasar binatang! Penat tau tak jalan jauh-jauh pastu nak kene patah balik and amek budak-budak sewel tuh.
Keith: well, if you don't wanna come, just wait back at the ship then.
Risha: And what if we get lost huh?? Ko pikir ko dah hensem sangat nak tinggalkan kitorang cam tu jek?
Keith: *coughs* the ship is there..*coughs*
Risha: owhhhhhh..
Timah: Ko ni Risha, buat malu jek lah.. hish hish hishh.
Risha: Ah, diamlah! Aku nak naek kapal! *storms off to the ship*
Sherylee: Me too!
Timah: Aku pon! *amek laptop Sero and modem and lari naek kapal*
Sero: Wey-
Zue: Sero, ko gi je lah carik budak-budak tu dengan Keith, aku and Nuri naek balek kapal lah, malas lah nak jalan. hehe
Keith: So i guess, it's just you and me then.
Sero: Yup. Just wonderful.
Keith: What is that suppose to mean? Anyways, where did you leave those bunch of girls anyways?
Sero: Girls? Are you serious? They're more like a bunch of wild savage beast.
Keith: Some friend you are. haha
Sero: Well, just stating the truth here. Anyways, who ARE you exactly? How come you and Josh know each other and why are you guys with us? And don't tell me it's because of Chubby. Don't give me that cock and bull story, you can fool them, but not me.
Keith: Believe what you want, I am not going to say anything to admit or deny anything that you have just commented on.
Sero: Oh, come on! You can't expect all of us to buy the Chubby is a princes from Japan bullshit forever.
Keith: Well, like I said I wo-
Sero: There they are! I've found them! C'mon, walk faster! Woi, Shima! Kitorang datang nak selamatkan ko nie! Cepat ah, kapal dah nak gerak!
Shima: KEITHHHHHHHHH! Alamak, terkuat pulak. Umm, hi. You're not gonna drop of here?
Keith: Nope, I'm going to be with you guys, going to Siberia. Let's go back to the ship, it's about to leave. Let's go!
Sero: Wait! Hold on! Mane Fero, Yana, Anis, Carl and yang laen?
Sai: Ohhh, diorang gi Somalia untuk invitationa yang kite dapat time last day sekolah tuh. Ummm, yang pegi cume..
Lilo: Emo, Nado, Anis, So'od, Fad, Yadha, Syqa, Yana..
Shima: And Widad, Shikin and Naq!
Keith: Oh, okay then, whatever it is, we should go back to the ship.
As Keith and Sero walked behind the group of girls that was left, they kept bickering and menganjing sesame sediri. Shima and Sai yang jeles pon asyek try nak menyebok dengar perbualan Sero and Keith.
Sai: Eyh, ko tengok si Sero tu, sebok nak dekat Keith aku. Tak sedar diri betol!
Shima: Tau takpe. Poyo ah die, kite kene buat plan nak halau die dari kapal!
Sero: Woi, nak kutok orang kan, biar slow sikit. Aku dengar la!
Sebelum Shima dan Sai sempat membuat L dengan jari mereka, Sero berkata "Ah, buat, buat lah Lame korang tu! Aku buat kebab gune jari korang baru tau!" Sai dan Shima hanye berlari ke depan untuk meng-cover malu mereka.
Keith: How do you stand all this girls anyways? They're all...
Sero: Weird?
Keith: Yea...
Sero: Well, once you've really got to know em, you'll love em and know that each one of em is different and unique in their own ways and no matter how different or abnormal they are, we're all a very happy but disfuctional family. haha
Keith: Cool, but it's so weird coz I'm so not used to being around girls this much. Especially ones with raging hormones and a very obvious syndrome called man whoreism.
Sero: Well, you just have to adapt and get used to it I guess.
Keith: That..will take years.
Sero: Wait, that ring you're wearing. It looks familiar.
Keith: Huh? what??..what ring? This one? *holds up his left hand*
Sero: Yup. You engaged?
Keith: Yea, kinda.
Sero: Kinda? How can you be kinda engaged? And why are we talking about this? Ugh! We're suppose to hate each other! Now tell me WHO ARE YOU?
Keith: Well, you started it. And don't you think it's hypocritical of you to ask me this when you're so close with The Closer?
Sero: How'd...how did you know that?
Keith: I won't comment on that. *turns around, looks at Sero and walks in reverse towards the boat while staring at Sero* and...I think the real question here is WHO ARE YOU, Sero.
Sero: *stands at the bottom of the platform to the boat and stares back at Keith with questions running through her head*
Sero: YEEEE...no! haha But I think it is. Wait, maybe like 60% it's the right way and 30% it's wrong, but wait, wouldn't that be 70% right then? *Risha and Timah rolling their eyes*
Sherylee: You know what, why don't you do us all a favour and just shut up?
Sero: Whatever.. ohhh!! This IS the right way!
Risha: And ko tahu ni sebabbbb..??
Sero: TUUUU!! Tu kan Keith!
Timah: Huh? Nich-kun? Mane??
Sero: Aku cakap KEITH la..!!!
Timah: Oh, ehh? Aku dengar Nich-kun tadi. haha. Sorry laaa.
Sherylee: Oi!! Keith!! KEIITHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Bloody pekak la sial mamat nieee..
Zurina: Weyhh, Keith, I kinda hear someone calling you. Keith? KEITH?!?
Keith: *jumps and looks at Zue weirdly and takes out his earphones* What?
Nuri: She said, die dengar someone calling you..
Keith: Oh, really?? *looks around and suddenly screams* What the hell was that? *picks up a ball and looks around* who threw this at me?
Sherylee: MEEE!!! *screams while running towards Zue, Keith and Nuri* and I KICKED it! Not THROW it!
While Sero, Risha and Timah jalan ke arah Zue, Nuri and Keith, diorang nampak Sherylee and Keith tengah bergadoh. Sherylee sebagai debator sekolah tengah membentangkan hujah-hujahnye dan Keith sebagai pakar manipulasi menukar belitkan kata Sherylee.
Zue: Weyh, guys, enough laaa. I'm trying to think here. Oh ye, mane yang laen?
Sero: well, aku tinggalkan diorang sebab malas lah nak layan diorang. haha
Keith: well, we have to find them coz the ship is leaving soon and I won't be leaving here coz Josh called and wanted me to follow you guys to Siberia.
Risha: Dasar binatang! Penat tau tak jalan jauh-jauh pastu nak kene patah balik and amek budak-budak sewel tuh.
Keith: well, if you don't wanna come, just wait back at the ship then.
Risha: And what if we get lost huh?? Ko pikir ko dah hensem sangat nak tinggalkan kitorang cam tu jek?
Keith: *coughs* the ship is there..*coughs*
Risha: owhhhhhh..
Timah: Ko ni Risha, buat malu jek lah.. hish hish hishh.
Risha: Ah, diamlah! Aku nak naek kapal! *storms off to the ship*
Sherylee: Me too!
Timah: Aku pon! *amek laptop Sero and modem and lari naek kapal*
Sero: Wey-
Zue: Sero, ko gi je lah carik budak-budak tu dengan Keith, aku and Nuri naek balek kapal lah, malas lah nak jalan. hehe
Keith: So i guess, it's just you and me then.
Sero: Yup. Just wonderful.
Keith: What is that suppose to mean? Anyways, where did you leave those bunch of girls anyways?
Sero: Girls? Are you serious? They're more like a bunch of wild savage beast.
Keith: Some friend you are. haha
Sero: Well, just stating the truth here. Anyways, who ARE you exactly? How come you and Josh know each other and why are you guys with us? And don't tell me it's because of Chubby. Don't give me that cock and bull story, you can fool them, but not me.
Keith: Believe what you want, I am not going to say anything to admit or deny anything that you have just commented on.
Sero: Oh, come on! You can't expect all of us to buy the Chubby is a princes from Japan bullshit forever.
Keith: Well, like I said I wo-
Sero: There they are! I've found them! C'mon, walk faster! Woi, Shima! Kitorang datang nak selamatkan ko nie! Cepat ah, kapal dah nak gerak!
Shima: KEITHHHHHHHHH! Alamak, terkuat pulak. Umm, hi. You're not gonna drop of here?
Keith: Nope, I'm going to be with you guys, going to Siberia. Let's go back to the ship, it's about to leave. Let's go!
Sero: Wait! Hold on! Mane Fero, Yana, Anis, Carl and yang laen?
Sai: Ohhh, diorang gi Somalia untuk invitationa yang kite dapat time last day sekolah tuh. Ummm, yang pegi cume..
Lilo: Emo, Nado, Anis, So'od, Fad, Yadha, Syqa, Yana..
Shima: And Widad, Shikin and Naq!
Keith: Oh, okay then, whatever it is, we should go back to the ship.
As Keith and Sero walked behind the group of girls that was left, they kept bickering and menganjing sesame sediri. Shima and Sai yang jeles pon asyek try nak menyebok dengar perbualan Sero and Keith.
Sai: Eyh, ko tengok si Sero tu, sebok nak dekat Keith aku. Tak sedar diri betol!
Shima: Tau takpe. Poyo ah die, kite kene buat plan nak halau die dari kapal!
Sero: Woi, nak kutok orang kan, biar slow sikit. Aku dengar la!
Sebelum Shima dan Sai sempat membuat L dengan jari mereka, Sero berkata "Ah, buat, buat lah Lame korang tu! Aku buat kebab gune jari korang baru tau!" Sai dan Shima hanye berlari ke depan untuk meng-cover malu mereka.
Keith: How do you stand all this girls anyways? They're all...
Sero: Weird?
Keith: Yea...
Sero: Well, once you've really got to know em, you'll love em and know that each one of em is different and unique in their own ways and no matter how different or abnormal they are, we're all a very happy but disfuctional family. haha
Keith: Cool, but it's so weird coz I'm so not used to being around girls this much. Especially ones with raging hormones and a very obvious syndrome called man whoreism.
Sero: Well, you just have to adapt and get used to it I guess.
Keith: That..will take years.
Sero: Wait, that ring you're wearing. It looks familiar.
Keith: Huh? what??..what ring? This one? *holds up his left hand*
Sero: Yup. You engaged?
Keith: Yea, kinda.
Sero: Kinda? How can you be kinda engaged? And why are we talking about this? Ugh! We're suppose to hate each other! Now tell me WHO ARE YOU?
Keith: Well, you started it. And don't you think it's hypocritical of you to ask me this when you're so close with The Closer?
Sero: How'd...how did you know that?
Keith: I won't comment on that. *turns around, looks at Sero and walks in reverse towards the boat while staring at Sero* and...I think the real question here is WHO ARE YOU, Sero.
Sero: *stands at the bottom of the platform to the boat and stares back at Keith with questions running through her head*
Jeng, jeng, jeng...siape sebenarnye Sero? Ape hubungan die dengan The Closer? Is Sero, Josh, Keith & The Closer related? What happened to the group that went to Somalia? Find out in the next posting.
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