Wednesday, June 10, 2009

So as the previous post clearly states Chubby was kidnapped, or was she?? So why was chubby the target? Why couldn't it have been Saf? or Sero or Timah or Nuri? Why Chubby??
And why was Chubby easily following this Josh character? Who is Chubby? Who is Josh? What are their relationships? Are they lovers? Siblings?

Well you see, Chubby has a hidden side. a side no one knows. She is actually a protege of Josh. Yes THE Josh. Josh is a spy who leads a double life, just like Hannah Montana [the best of both world playing in the background] Okay, stop that music! Sorry bout that...where was i? oh yes...

Chubby and Josh. Josh is actually Chubby's husband...haha YOU WISH! No, Josh is Chubby's master. No, not a master for martial arts, no! a master for high metabolism. Just like Takero Kobayashi. The Japanese guy who holds the record for the hot dog eating competition for 6 years straight. Josh is part of the International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE). He has been training Chubby to beat his record. He has taken Chubby as a protege ever since she was just a child. At the age of 9 Chubby could already eat 10 burgers in less than 8 minutes. Ever since that Chubby has always been Josh's little treasure. He have been paying great attention to her, watching her every move and controlling how she eats and acts in front of her friends, to make sure she doesn't reveal her other side to the world. He does not want to risk having the competition to sabotage his creation.
So anyways, during the particular trip around the world, Chubby was actually suppose to attend the competition in Japan. But Josh obviously had to cover it up as he did not want anyone to know about his precious little secret weapon. So he called Chubby 'hime' or 'princess' as she is his princess in the sense that she is his only hope to win the competition as all his other protege has died to over eating or choking or being beaten up by him for not being able to come to his standards. Only Chubby survived, she IS the sole survivor. Outwit, Outplay and Outlast.
So when he took Chubby away, he kept wishing and praying that no one would be skeptical about this or put too much thought in it. But he knew about Zue. So he coordinated the threat to make it look like a kidnap.
But truth was he was taking her to Japan. Not personally, no. He had to stay with the group of TMers to make damage control. So he made his close friend and probably the only one who he would trust with his life to take Chubby away. This man was only known as 'The Closer'.
So, when The Closer and Chubby arrived in Japan, The Closer quickly took her to the venue of the competition. It was a sushi eating competition. They went it, registered and waited for all the other competitors to come in. The Closer was not expecting to see Takero Kobayashi there. When The Closer informed Josh, he also wasn't expecting it. So The Closer told Chubby about this, she just smiled and said, "aku tahulah..." and played with her barbie.
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The Competition.

"Weeeeellllllcome evrybody!!! Today we have a sushi eating competition, who will win it this year? Our reigning champion, Mr. Kobayashi or a newbie? Let's start eating the...." the emcee babbled on. after a good solid hour of babling, rule explaining and nonsense torture, the competition went on. There were roughly 1000 contendors. only 500 moved to next stage. Both Chubby and Kobayashi was ontop. Then it was sudden death round, who ever finished first will be going to the next round. and out of the 500, they we're only looking for 20 people to join in the semi-finals. Kobayashi was first to finish, then it was some jamaican dude and a red head from Australia judging by her accent. The Closer kept watch of Chubby, cursing under his breath wishing that the girl would eat faster. After a gypsie like girl, a hippie guy who probably haven't washed his hair for a month and a dwarf guy with a high pedo voice like Trace Cyrus finished, finally Chubby finished. The Closer took the briefest glance at the sky and smiled the faintest smile humanly possible. Finally after the semi finals, only 3 survived. The others either fainted due to over eating, kpt throwing up due to too much food shovelling in to the throat, and one died, the hippie guy sadly mistook his hair for the sushi and ate it and since his hair was too congested with germs and dirt, he died.
The finals only consisted of Chubby, Kobayashi and the pedo-voiced-Trace Cyrus-esque-dwarf. Everyone was astonished at how the dwarf guy could eat so much and yet remained so little. He was even smaller than Chubby!
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The Finals.

So the finals took place a day after the semi as there were too many death and casualties caused due to the excessive eating in the previous day. In the finals, there were 3 contenders. Kobayashi, Chubby and the dwarf guy. All of them came to the venue with an empty stomach, a determined mind and a mahu-fucking-sive appetite!
"BAANG!" as the shot echoed, the contestants start to devour the sushi in front of them. Kobayashi was going steady and strong, Chubby was taking it slow, humming the Wonderpets song as she goes and the dwarf guy was just shovelling the suchi ion his throat while dancing to Shake It by Metrostation on his I-pod. But as the dwarf guy was eating and dancing, he accidentally did a flip out of adrenaline, and he chocked on the sushi. He died a slow painful death. The choking sound he made as he gasp for air was sickening, people gasp and gagged at it, but the sponsors and crews and organisers did not give a damn about it. The Closer actually quite enjoyed it. He smiled, nearly causing Chubby to choke when she saw the smile because he never smiled like that before...it was charming, sadistic but charming.
So now it was a fight between Chubby and Kobayashi. Kobayashi was leading but not for long as Chubby was cathching up. In the end, The Closer grew impatient, so he pulled out his secret weapon, the newest lates Barbie and Ken model. Chubby saw it, her eyes lit up, she practically just swallowed up everything in front of her.


"Arghhhhhhhhhhh!" Kobayashi screamed as he looked at Chubby. She had finished everything, including his part of the sushis! In the end, Chubby had clearly won she left with a full stomach, and a happy heart, leaving Kobayashi stricken and broken. The Closer contacted Josh, Josh was happy and told The Closer to keep an eye on Chubby and take care of her like a princess.
But Josh was forgettings one thing, The Closer is a busy man, and he had other pressing matters to attend to. And The Closer HATED kids.