Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Too Bad.
Too bad, abandoned huh?
I feel like continuing but, I've lost track. Seriously.
*insert pouty lips*
I miss TM-ers.
yours truly, Risha Nazneen.
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Monday, November 1, 2010
An Update - FOR OLD TIME SAKE.
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THIS BLOG HAS BEEN ABANDONED!
Yayyy~~!
Bye.
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Sunday, December 6, 2009
Preview Chapter~
Title: And The Journey of Arabian Nights Begins.... NOT!
Nuri: Ei, camne kita sume nak turun? Aku tengok pasir je lebih kat bawah tu.
Anis: Ntah, main terjun kot?
Fadilah: Hah ko! Pegi la terjun sendiri! Tak nak aku ikot
Shima: Iye-ye je, macam la dier xleh nak landingkan jet ni kat padang pasir tu kot. Mase kat cruise boleh pulak dier landingkan kat helipad yang kecik tu?
‘Ding dong’
Tiba-tiba pramugari pesawat datang menemui mereka. Muka bujur sirih putih melepak pramugari itu kelihatan resah gelisah, seakan-akan serba salah untuk berkata-kata sesuatu.
Pramugari: Erm, saya meminta maaf.... tapi cik semua perlu turun dari jet ini sekarang juga.
Tersembur Sai yang sedang minum air Tropical Punch sebentar tadi. Mereka ternganga.
Sai: *batuk2* Bior betul seh???
Pramugari: Kami dapat arahan untuk menurunkan anda di sini juga
Sai: Seriously? Like here, and NOW??!
Pramugari: Ya
Khai: Camne kitorg nak turun kat padang pasir ni?
Pramugari: ......
Beberapa minit kemudian, persoalan mereka terjawab.
Jeng, jeng, jeng~ Apa yang bakal berlaku kepada mereka selepas ini? Nantikan kemunculan sepenuhnya!
Zue: Aku terasa lame pulak tengok bendealah ni
Ina: Tau tak pe~
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Friday, November 27, 2009
Zeddicus Z'el Zolander!
2200 hours
Lounge
Tiga berkawan iaitu Sero, Josh dan Keith tengah berbincang dengan seriousnya. Diorang buat lounge tu macam diorang punya and tarik satu meja besar ke tengah bilik, tutup semua lampu except satu lampu yang betul-betul atas meja tu. Mereka berbisik bisik sesame sendiri sambil Keith menunjuk-nunjuk ke arah peta di atas meja tersebut sambil memberi arahan kepada Sero dan Josh.
Keith: Okay, so here’s the plan, Josh, you take care of the blue corner, I don’t care how you do it, just kill ‘em all and make sure they don’t reach here. Sero, you take care of the red ones. Crush ‘em, annihilate ‘em! While I’ll take care of Zue, I’m gonna make her regret ever challenging me. Who does she think she is? Arghhhhhhh!! I don’t care if she’s Miroku’s favourite or if she’s the cleverest, most dangerous person ever, I’m gonna make her regret this!
Josh: Wait, why do I get the blue corner? As far as I remember, this is the weak part, right? No major dangers are here, just normal not so tough and dangerous ones.
Sero: Which is why you get it. YOU. CANNOT. BE. TRUSTED. You just can’t be given a high level task, you’ll mess it up.
Josh: Why you little punk! I’m gonna get ya!
Keith: Guys!! Focus, damn it! We have to beat Zue here. We need all the focus, luck and strategy we can get. It’s not an easy task, believe me. So please focus and pay attention and be matured, capichѐ?
Josh & Sero: Yes boss!
Tetiba, pintu terbuka dan kelihatan satu bayang berdiri di hadapan pintu berlatarkan hari yang sedang hujan dengan lebat dan guruh yang berdentuman.
Josh: Who…who’s there? Who are you?
Bayang tersebut mengeluarkan evil laugh yang sangat menakutkan dan berjalan dengan perlahan ke arah mereka bertiga. Keith dengan cepat melipat peta dan menyimpankan semua benda yang ada atas meja tadi ke dalam begnya. Semakin hampir bayang itu ke arah mereka bertiga, semakin jelas bentuk bayang itu. Bayang itu merupakan seorang lelaki tua yang tinggi dan kurus. Lelaki tua tersebut mempunyai rambut dan janggut putih yang panjang sampai ke pusatnya. Lantas orang tua itu pun berkata-kata: “Wahai orang muda, kamu menanyakan siapakah patik? Patik bernama Zeddicus. Asal usul patik, biarlah rahsia.”
Keith: Okay, so what do you want, Zeddicus?
Zed: Patik tidak mahu apa-apa. Patik hanya kebosanan. Haha. Dan, patik tahu apa yang kamu semua sedang rancangkan. Patik boleh menghancurkan rancangan kalian semua dengan hanya memetik jari patik. Tapi, patik tidak mahu berbuat sebegitu. Sebaliknya, patik ingin meminta bantuan kalian.
Sero: Ummm, Tuan Zeddicus, firstly, boleh tak jangan cakap stail formal sangat? Tak biasalah..Second, boleh tak just panggil pak cik ni Zed? And then boleh tak pak cik cakap apekejadah yang pakcik nak and sebenarnye pak cik ni sape?
Zed: Boleh, boleh..Pak cik ni sebenarnya ancestor Shima. Pak cik merupakan seorang ahli sihir yang sangat berkuasa. Sebenarnya Shima tak tahu lagi yang dia mempunyai kuasa yang sama seperti pak cik sebab dia ni jenis yang tak brape percaya sangat benda ni and parents dia pun tak pernah bagi tahu dia pasal pak cik and keturunan pakcik. So pak cik mintak korang bawak Shima jumpa pakcik so pak cik boleh train dia sebab mengikut firasat pak cik, something bad is gonna happen in the near future, and if we save Shima, we save the world.
Sero: Woahhhh! Gerek ah pakcik, boleh speaking! Pak cik ni suke tengok cite heroes jugak ke? Ayat last pak cik tu macam ape yang Hiro Nakamura cakap "save the cheerleader, save the world".
Zed: Pak cik memang minat…
Tiba-tiba, kedengaran suara kanak-kanak bernama Hidayu.
Chubby :Woiiii! Korang ni suke hati je buat lounge ni cam rumah korang, aku nak lepak sini ngan Saf and Shima pon tak boleh. Dahla tak reti bukak lampu. Buat maksiat ke ape huh?
Sero: Dayu. Cube respect sikit orang tua, ni Pak cik Zed kat sini ko buat bodo jek..ish ish ish.. Saf: Pak cik tua? Zed? Ko dah makan ubat blom ni Sero?
Sero: What? *tengok sekeliling* Mane Zed? Keith?
Keith: I swear, he was here just now. Wow..I guess it’s true what he said then.
Josh: Okay, listen..Zed is a wizard…He has conections with Shima…bla bla bla..
Setelah habis menceritakan tentang kaitan antara Zed dan Shima kepada Hidayu dan Safraa, mereka berlima pon buat plan untuk membawa Shima berjumpa dengan Zed. Disebabkan kesibukkan mereka membuat rancangan untuk membawa Shima kepada Zed dan membuktikan pada Shima yang magic memnag wujud, Keith, Josh and Sero lupa pasal rancangan untuk mengalahkan Zue dalam War of The Worlds…
Infront of Room 123
Pintu bilik 123 di ketuk dengan kuat dari luar, tapi tiada respons dari dalam. Pintu diketuk lagi dengan lagi kuat dan cepat. Tetap tiada respons. Orang yang mengetuk pintu di luar semakin marah dan mula menjerit dan menyempreng.
Chubby: Timah!! Timaaahhh!! TIIIIMAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Saf: Woi! Bukak lah pintu niiii!
Sero: Okay, stop. Ape kate kite pecahkan jek pintu ni? Aku rase tu paling senang and tak payah lah aku suffer terpakse dengar suare nyempreng korang ni.
Zue: Good idea! Boleh gune invention terbaru aku.
Keith & Josh: *exchange glances and rolls their eyes* What NEW invention now?
Zue: This! A device that can open any lock, bolt or even a very high security safe. Muahahahaha! (evil laugh)
Sero: Alaaaaa..aku baru nak pecahkan pintu. Baru rock sikit. Macam dalam movie..*membayangkan scene tersebut*
Sherylee: *Tetiba datang and pukul kepala Sero* You are living in reality, okay? Not a freaking movie. Sheesh. Grow up! I've always wanted to do that. hahaha *whistles and walks away to watch a Liverpool match.*
Sero: Bile mase minah tu ade kat sini huh?
Zue: *ignores Sero* Okay! *pergi kat pintu and pasang satu device yang kelihatan seperti seekor bunny pada door knob and etibe bende tu come to live and bukak lock pintu tu*
Everyone: Woaaahhhhhhh! That's awesome..
Zue: Hehehehe. Nilah hasil kerja aku yang mengambil masa lebih kurang dua bulan. Akhirnya ia berhasil sepertimana aku nak! Yayyyy! Tapi bentuk die not exactly as I wanted it. Aku nak buat bentuk ganas sikit, tapi jadi bunny yang chibby la pulak. haha. Oh, Keith, I used your credit card for this again. hehehe *masuk ke dalam bilik dengan selambanya.*
Keith: Seriously, that kid freaks me out sometimes. *shivers*
Sebaik sahaja mereka semua memasuki bilik yang dipenuhi kegelapan itu, mereka mendengar gelak tawa yang malampaui segala batasan kemanusiaan. Mereka mencari punca tawa tersebut. Setelah berjalan kedalam sejauh beberapa tapak lagi, mereka menjumpai dua makhluk yang menghasilkan bunyian bagai binatang tersebut. Rupa-rupanya Risha dan Fatimah sedang menonton Wild Bunny Season 2 (doa-doakan lah akan wujud bende ni) selepas kepulangan leadja tercinta, PARK JAEBUM!
Sero: Woiiii! Siot jek whoring tak ajak aku!
Risha: Wahhh?! Camne korang boleh masuk sini?
Timah: Ntah, kitorang dah pasang 3 dead bolt, 3 security lock yang kne pakai number codes, 3 mangga besar, 3 selak pintu kampung and 3 selak yang berantai!
Sherylee: Zue buat invention baru yang boleh bukak semua lock kat dunia ni. And before korang tanya macam mana or why am I here, tengah break half time. haha And Liverpool is kickin' Man U's butt! Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah! (ikut ryhtm Oh Yeah Mblaq).
Timah: Woahhhh. Gile bagos invention ko ni. Boley aku masuk office JYP and ugut die untuk kasi aku 2PM. >.<
Risha: Aku plak boley gune untuk masuk bilik T.O.P and ajak die join aku buat company RishashashaTOP Entertaniment (RTE)! Muahahahah! *pandang timah and due-due ketawa macam true ssanti fangirl*
Sherylee: Ooookay! Stop that! Oh ye, mane Shima?
Saf: Die tengah tengok video kat laptop Sero kat bilik die. Kitorang pon nak bincang something ngan korang semua about Shima, sebab tu tak panggil die.
Risha: Kenapa? Die sakit ke?
Timah: Die amek Junsu aku ke?
Sherylee: Is she going to Liverpool?!?
Chubby: Woi! Korang ni..macam budak2 lah..Bukan, sebenarnya.....*menceritakan pasal Shima dengan Zeddicus*
Sherylee: Wahhh...bestnye. Aku pon nak ade kuasa magik, boleh masuk Hogwarts!
Timah&Risha: Then boleh jumpa Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) heheheh
Sero&Zue: Ishh! tige eko ni.
Saf: Aku sekel seko-seko ni karang!
Sherylee: Alaaa, Saf ni, orang main-main pon tak boleh..
Timah: Ntah, mak aku cakapkan, tak baik marah-marah anak orang tau. Tak elok.
Risha: Tau takpe. Nanti laki lari kalau pompan tu panas baran.
Sero: Woi! Korang nak ganti Dumb&Dumber ke ape huh? Ni seriouslah!
Timah: okay, okay, sorryyyyy..
Sero: So, sekarang mission kite is to buat Shima percaya pasal magik. Sebab ikot ape Zed cakap, power Shima takkan dapat dikeluarkan sepenuhnya kalau die tak percaya bende tu.
Zue: Then, kite just jumpe die, counseling die. Kalau tak berkesan, kite hypmotise die and brainwash die!
Keith: You can't do that. Zed said that it has to be on her own accord. If not, it might turn her to the darkside. If that happens, the world is at danger.
Timah: Ummmm, kite suro Zed jek jumpe dielah.
Saf: Tak boleh, Zed tak boleh munculkan diri selagi Shima tak percayakan magik. Kalau Shima nampak or tahu pasal Zed sebelum die percaya magik, Zed akan mati. Die kene sumpah dengan wizard jahat mase dulu.
Sherylee: Haishhh..dah tue-tue pon stil menyusahkan orang, kesian Zed. So the only way we have is to make Shima use magic that she have but never realised she have it before and slow talk to her about it?
Sero: Yup. Tu je lah caranye..
Lounge
Tiga berkawan iaitu Sero, Josh dan Keith tengah berbincang dengan seriousnya. Diorang buat lounge tu macam diorang punya and tarik satu meja besar ke tengah bilik, tutup semua lampu except satu lampu yang betul-betul atas meja tu. Mereka berbisik bisik sesame sendiri sambil Keith menunjuk-nunjuk ke arah peta di atas meja tersebut sambil memberi arahan kepada Sero dan Josh.
Keith: Okay, so here’s the plan, Josh, you take care of the blue corner, I don’t care how you do it, just kill ‘em all and make sure they don’t reach here. Sero, you take care of the red ones. Crush ‘em, annihilate ‘em! While I’ll take care of Zue, I’m gonna make her regret ever challenging me. Who does she think she is? Arghhhhhhh!! I don’t care if she’s Miroku’s favourite or if she’s the cleverest, most dangerous person ever, I’m gonna make her regret this!
Josh: Wait, why do I get the blue corner? As far as I remember, this is the weak part, right? No major dangers are here, just normal not so tough and dangerous ones.
Sero: Which is why you get it. YOU. CANNOT. BE. TRUSTED. You just can’t be given a high level task, you’ll mess it up.
Josh: Why you little punk! I’m gonna get ya!
Keith: Guys!! Focus, damn it! We have to beat Zue here. We need all the focus, luck and strategy we can get. It’s not an easy task, believe me. So please focus and pay attention and be matured, capichѐ?
Josh & Sero: Yes boss!
Tetiba, pintu terbuka dan kelihatan satu bayang berdiri di hadapan pintu berlatarkan hari yang sedang hujan dengan lebat dan guruh yang berdentuman.
Josh: Who…who’s there? Who are you?
Bayang tersebut mengeluarkan evil laugh yang sangat menakutkan dan berjalan dengan perlahan ke arah mereka bertiga. Keith dengan cepat melipat peta dan menyimpankan semua benda yang ada atas meja tadi ke dalam begnya. Semakin hampir bayang itu ke arah mereka bertiga, semakin jelas bentuk bayang itu. Bayang itu merupakan seorang lelaki tua yang tinggi dan kurus. Lelaki tua tersebut mempunyai rambut dan janggut putih yang panjang sampai ke pusatnya. Lantas orang tua itu pun berkata-kata: “Wahai orang muda, kamu menanyakan siapakah patik? Patik bernama Zeddicus. Asal usul patik, biarlah rahsia.”
Keith: Okay, so what do you want, Zeddicus?
Zed: Patik tidak mahu apa-apa. Patik hanya kebosanan. Haha. Dan, patik tahu apa yang kamu semua sedang rancangkan. Patik boleh menghancurkan rancangan kalian semua dengan hanya memetik jari patik. Tapi, patik tidak mahu berbuat sebegitu. Sebaliknya, patik ingin meminta bantuan kalian.
Sero: Ummm, Tuan Zeddicus, firstly, boleh tak jangan cakap stail formal sangat? Tak biasalah..Second, boleh tak just panggil pak cik ni Zed? And then boleh tak pak cik cakap apekejadah yang pakcik nak and sebenarnye pak cik ni sape?
Zed: Boleh, boleh..Pak cik ni sebenarnya ancestor Shima. Pak cik merupakan seorang ahli sihir yang sangat berkuasa. Sebenarnya Shima tak tahu lagi yang dia mempunyai kuasa yang sama seperti pak cik sebab dia ni jenis yang tak brape percaya sangat benda ni and parents dia pun tak pernah bagi tahu dia pasal pak cik and keturunan pakcik. So pak cik mintak korang bawak Shima jumpa pakcik so pak cik boleh train dia sebab mengikut firasat pak cik, something bad is gonna happen in the near future, and if we save Shima, we save the world.
Sero: Woahhhh! Gerek ah pakcik, boleh speaking! Pak cik ni suke tengok cite heroes jugak ke? Ayat last pak cik tu macam ape yang Hiro Nakamura cakap "save the cheerleader, save the world".
Zed: Pak cik memang minat…
Tiba-tiba, kedengaran suara kanak-kanak bernama Hidayu.
Chubby :Woiiii! Korang ni suke hati je buat lounge ni cam rumah korang, aku nak lepak sini ngan Saf and Shima pon tak boleh. Dahla tak reti bukak lampu. Buat maksiat ke ape huh?
Sero: Dayu. Cube respect sikit orang tua, ni Pak cik Zed kat sini ko buat bodo jek..ish ish ish.. Saf: Pak cik tua? Zed? Ko dah makan ubat blom ni Sero?
Sero: What? *tengok sekeliling* Mane Zed? Keith?
Keith: I swear, he was here just now. Wow..I guess it’s true what he said then.
Josh: Okay, listen..Zed is a wizard…He has conections with Shima…bla bla bla..
Setelah habis menceritakan tentang kaitan antara Zed dan Shima kepada Hidayu dan Safraa, mereka berlima pon buat plan untuk membawa Shima berjumpa dengan Zed. Disebabkan kesibukkan mereka membuat rancangan untuk membawa Shima kepada Zed dan membuktikan pada Shima yang magic memnag wujud, Keith, Josh and Sero lupa pasal rancangan untuk mengalahkan Zue dalam War of The Worlds…
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0900 hoursInfront of Room 123
Pintu bilik 123 di ketuk dengan kuat dari luar, tapi tiada respons dari dalam. Pintu diketuk lagi dengan lagi kuat dan cepat. Tetap tiada respons. Orang yang mengetuk pintu di luar semakin marah dan mula menjerit dan menyempreng.
Chubby: Timah!! Timaaahhh!! TIIIIMAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Saf: Woi! Bukak lah pintu niiii!
Sero: Okay, stop. Ape kate kite pecahkan jek pintu ni? Aku rase tu paling senang and tak payah lah aku suffer terpakse dengar suare nyempreng korang ni.
Zue: Good idea! Boleh gune invention terbaru aku.
Keith & Josh: *exchange glances and rolls their eyes* What NEW invention now?
Zue: This! A device that can open any lock, bolt or even a very high security safe. Muahahahaha! (evil laugh)
Sero: Alaaaaa..aku baru nak pecahkan pintu. Baru rock sikit. Macam dalam movie..*membayangkan scene tersebut*
Sherylee: *Tetiba datang and pukul kepala Sero* You are living in reality, okay? Not a freaking movie. Sheesh. Grow up! I've always wanted to do that. hahaha *whistles and walks away to watch a Liverpool match.*
Sero: Bile mase minah tu ade kat sini huh?
Zue: *ignores Sero* Okay! *pergi kat pintu and pasang satu device yang kelihatan seperti seekor bunny pada door knob and etibe bende tu come to live and bukak lock pintu tu*
Everyone: Woaaahhhhhhh! That's awesome..
Zue: Hehehehe. Nilah hasil kerja aku yang mengambil masa lebih kurang dua bulan. Akhirnya ia berhasil sepertimana aku nak! Yayyyy! Tapi bentuk die not exactly as I wanted it. Aku nak buat bentuk ganas sikit, tapi jadi bunny yang chibby la pulak. haha. Oh, Keith, I used your credit card for this again. hehehe *masuk ke dalam bilik dengan selambanya.*
Keith: Seriously, that kid freaks me out sometimes. *shivers*
Sebaik sahaja mereka semua memasuki bilik yang dipenuhi kegelapan itu, mereka mendengar gelak tawa yang malampaui segala batasan kemanusiaan. Mereka mencari punca tawa tersebut. Setelah berjalan kedalam sejauh beberapa tapak lagi, mereka menjumpai dua makhluk yang menghasilkan bunyian bagai binatang tersebut. Rupa-rupanya Risha dan Fatimah sedang menonton Wild Bunny Season 2 (doa-doakan lah akan wujud bende ni) selepas kepulangan leadja tercinta, PARK JAEBUM!
Sero: Woiiii! Siot jek whoring tak ajak aku!
Risha: Wahhh?! Camne korang boleh masuk sini?
Timah: Ntah, kitorang dah pasang 3 dead bolt, 3 security lock yang kne pakai number codes, 3 mangga besar, 3 selak pintu kampung and 3 selak yang berantai!
Sherylee: Zue buat invention baru yang boleh bukak semua lock kat dunia ni. And before korang tanya macam mana or why am I here, tengah break half time. haha And Liverpool is kickin' Man U's butt! Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah! (ikut ryhtm Oh Yeah Mblaq).
Timah: Woahhhh. Gile bagos invention ko ni. Boley aku masuk office JYP and ugut die untuk kasi aku 2PM. >.<
Risha: Aku plak boley gune untuk masuk bilik T.O.P and ajak die join aku buat company RishashashaTOP Entertaniment (RTE)! Muahahahah! *pandang timah and due-due ketawa macam true ssanti fangirl*
Sherylee: Ooookay! Stop that! Oh ye, mane Shima?
Saf: Die tengah tengok video kat laptop Sero kat bilik die. Kitorang pon nak bincang something ngan korang semua about Shima, sebab tu tak panggil die.
Risha: Kenapa? Die sakit ke?
Timah: Die amek Junsu aku ke?
Sherylee: Is she going to Liverpool?!?
Chubby: Woi! Korang ni..macam budak2 lah..Bukan, sebenarnya.....*menceritakan pasal Shima dengan Zeddicus*
Sherylee: Wahhh...bestnye. Aku pon nak ade kuasa magik, boleh masuk Hogwarts!
Timah&Risha: Then boleh jumpa Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) heheheh
Sero&Zue: Ishh! tige eko ni.
Saf: Aku sekel seko-seko ni karang!
Sherylee: Alaaa, Saf ni, orang main-main pon tak boleh..
Timah: Ntah, mak aku cakapkan, tak baik marah-marah anak orang tau. Tak elok.
Risha: Tau takpe. Nanti laki lari kalau pompan tu panas baran.
Sero: Woi! Korang nak ganti Dumb&Dumber ke ape huh? Ni seriouslah!
Timah: okay, okay, sorryyyyy..
Sero: So, sekarang mission kite is to buat Shima percaya pasal magik. Sebab ikot ape Zed cakap, power Shima takkan dapat dikeluarkan sepenuhnya kalau die tak percaya bende tu.
Zue: Then, kite just jumpe die, counseling die. Kalau tak berkesan, kite hypmotise die and brainwash die!
Keith: You can't do that. Zed said that it has to be on her own accord. If not, it might turn her to the darkside. If that happens, the world is at danger.
Timah: Ummmm, kite suro Zed jek jumpe dielah.
Saf: Tak boleh, Zed tak boleh munculkan diri selagi Shima tak percayakan magik. Kalau Shima nampak or tahu pasal Zed sebelum die percaya magik, Zed akan mati. Die kene sumpah dengan wizard jahat mase dulu.
Sherylee: Haishhh..dah tue-tue pon stil menyusahkan orang, kesian Zed. So the only way we have is to make Shima use magic that she have but never realised she have it before and slow talk to her about it?
Sero: Yup. Tu je lah caranye..
Diorang semua akhirnya berbincang tentang cara-cara untuk buat Shima menggunakan magik yang terpendam dalam dirinya selama ini. Buat pertama kalinya para TMers kelihatan begitu serious dan tekun memikirkan sesuatu perkare. Akhirnya, they reached to a drastic and serious decision. That is the only way.
So, apakah keputusan yang diorang buat? Adakah Shima akan percaya bahawa dia mempunyai kuasa magis? Adakah Zed akan terus hidup atau adakah Shima akan mengetahui kewujudannya dan menyebabkan kematiannya? Adakah rancangan Zue, Sero, Chubby, Saf, Timah, Risha, Sheryle, Josh dan Keith akan berjaya? Dan persoalan yang tidak pernah timbul dalam minda mereka semua, is Zed really who he said he was? Or is he just an enemy?
-Sero
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Advertistment: Permohonan ke IPTA (Fasa 1)
Somewhere in the middle of the sea....
"Weyh, Zue mana seh??"
Semua terpinga-terpinga. Keith dan Josh menggeleng kepala. Seri cuba buat tak tahu, Sherylee sibuk melayari website 'Liverpool'. Chubby dan Safraa membuat rombongan ke kawasan kolam renang manakala Shima sudah meng'gam'kan diri di perpustakaan(?!). Rysha pula sedang menahan diri daripada membuka 'Youtube' (walaupun x berjaya last2 >.<> sementara Timah tengok senyap2, padahal dialah orang yang pertama mengutarakan pernyataan.
"Nyan-nyan~" Kira menjawab sambil membuat muka comey. And of course, tiada siapa faham.
Seri: Can't someone translate what that thing said? It's ticking me off.
Josh: Now-now, you know how much Kira meant to Zue.
Seri: I don't care. Can't someone just freaking translate what it said??
Keith: You don't have to. Kira's cute when he only said the 'one-word' language, its a 'moe' factor *grabs and hugs the little dragon*
Josh&Seri: *smack their foreheads*
Timah: Zue mane seh?? Aku nak tulis nama dalam register ari ni, cikgu dah demand gile2 ah kat Facebook.
Seri: Aah, cari die jap lagi. Baik ko 'on' kan laptop dulu, nak bukak page register dah la lambat.
Then, Timah segeralah mencari laptop kepunyaannya. Tapi, cari punye cari, tak jumpa langsung. Di bawah katil, di atas meja, di bawah meja buffet Dewan Makan... Tak jumpa!
Timah: *Walks back to the group* Aku tak jumpe laptop ak... hilang kot *thinks long* Yay! Boleh mintak laptop baru!! *smacked*
Sherylee: Banyak cantek!!!!!
Kira pula muncul, siap menarik salah satu beg laptop kepunyaan Zue menggunakan giginya. Tetiba, ada bunyi mesej! Datang dari dalam beg tu!
Josh: Hmm? An email?
Kira: Nyan!
Sebaik sahaja Josh membuka laptop tersebut, serta-merta semua budak2 group ni berkumpul.
Isi email tersebut.....
From: Zueri@I-Think_it_is_an_email.com
To: 360Days_5TM09@randomness_email.com
Hello guys!
Gomen2 for not been showing up on blog lately, and especially today 'physically'
But I had my own reason and it's a reasonable reason
BTW, it's already passing 2nd November
The IPTA registration is opening
details are there
including the new merit system,
list of programmes offered,
important dates to know,
and of course,
the registration form.
So, look them up,
make up your mind,
ask the password from the counselor,
She's also available on Facebook,
(Though I never really bother to 'poke' her around)
pass this note around,
something to be on PIGGS I supposed,
and be ready for SPM, please.
The registration ends on 31st December 2009
Terms & conditions applied.
-END-
Sherylee: That's it?
Zue: *appears behind them* Yeah, that's just some of it.
Semua terkejut, Zue tetibe muncul di belakang...
Zue: Teknik Halimunan Ninja Melayu Nerd (refer here)... I've been here all the time
Seri: Then, what's the point of sending us the freaking email??
Zue: B'coz I don't like speaking for too long *distracted* Ooh, new animes!!
And their day just went on as usual...
Owari~
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Monday, August 10, 2009
The Trio!
So, now that the TMers have been broken into 4 groups, we will follow each group differently. Here, we will find out about the group going to Europe consisting of Sero, Timah, Risha, Zue, Shelly, Shima, Chubby and Safraa on the cruise.
1200 hours
Cruise’s Lounge
Sero, Keith, Josh, Timah dan Risha sedang melepak di lounge sambil menjamu kuih yang sedia ada dan dihiburkan oleh cruise band yang sedang mendendangkan lagu-lagu dari Frank Sinatra. Tatkala Sero sibuk ketawa dalam hati dan tersenyum sinis melihat gelagat Timah dan Risha yang tak habis-habis bercerita tentang surat dari TOP dan email dari Nichkun yang mereka terima last night, Josh menerima phone call dan meng-excuse-kan dirinya dari meja itu. Selepas beberapa minit, dia kembali ke meja dengan berlari-lari anak dan lantang bersuara.
Josh: Where’s Zue?
Keith: Isn’t she in her room. You locked her up last night. Remember?
Josh: Shite! I forgot, she must be mad and trying to knock the door down. Best we let her out by now, no?
Timah: *tibe-tibe interrupt* Oh, a’ah! Zueee! Kesian die..dah la selalu pengsan tak tentu pasal, then kene lock up. Ish ish ish….kejam betul Josh ni. Tak baik tau dera anak orang.
Josh: Geee, thanks Timah. That have made me feel all better. *rolls eyes*
Keith: *gets up* Well, we should go check on her now then. And I want my credit card back!
Sero: Wait! I wanna come! I can’t take all this Korean smorgasbord story telling anymore!
Risha & Timah: Weyh!!! Siotttt jek!
Risha: Ko piker ko dah hensem ah nak reject TOP aku? Pikir market sangat ke huh??
Sero: Whatever lah Rishaaaaaa! Lantak ko lah..malas nak layan..
After a few minutes of walking in total silence for different reasons (Sero-having weird 18SG thoughts in her head as usual; Keith-thinking about the amount of money Zue must’ve used from his credit card; Josh-hoping that Zue is okay and is not mad at him or all hyper), Sero, Keith and Josh reached Zue’s suite on the top level.
Sero: Woah, it is so not fair that she got the luxury suite and kitorang dapat suite yang still luxury tapi kurang sikit dari die. So not fair lahhhhh!
Josh: Shut up, Sero! Master Miroku wanted her to have the suite-
Keith: And you better not tell this to anyone else and please, don’t mention Master Miroku, The Closer or anything close to it in front of the others. I have a feeling that either Timah or Risha is sensing something. So you BOTH watch out. That means you too, JOSH!
Josh: Sheesh, chill bab-… I mean I won’t mess it up, I know how to cover my tracks.
Sero: *Pandang tajam dekat Josh and Keith* Hmmmm…both of you are…weird. I can’t pin point it. Oh well, we should go check on Zue. ZUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *jerit nama Zue dengan menggunakan teknik scream yang dipelajari dari Ed sambil ketuk pintu bilik*
Josh: Hey! *smacks Sero’s head* I don’t know if you’ve heard of it or not, but there is this invention called the “doorbell”.
Sero: How would I know if she had one??
Keith: Guys, she is not answering, even after Sero’s retarded screams, and the door bells, she’s not answering.
Josh: I don’t have a good feeling about this. We should knock the door down. *rams into the door with his right shoulder*
Sero: Keitthhhh..can I?? *puppy eyes*
Keith: Yes, please..
Sero: *turns the door knob right before Josh hits the door* mwahahahahahaha!!!
Josh: What the?!?! *jatuh but disebabkan skill fighting die, die sempat buat tumbling ke depan* You could’ve just said the door was unlocked. *gets up and fixes his clothes* That was so uncalled for!
Sero: Sorry, I just couldn’t help it and besides, Keith approved it.
Josh: So, if Keith approved you jumping of a 1,000,000 cliff without any parachute or whatever, you'll do it?
Sero: I never said that. And besides, kan kerajaan dah banyak buat kempen budi bahasa. Tulah,tak nak dengar or amek tahu. Padan ngan muke ko. Ko pikir aku heran ke kalau ko hensem, budak-budak ramai minat ko, Master Miroku sayang sangat kat ko or fighting skill ko boleh tahan bagos? Huh? Ko pikir ko sape nak pukul-pukul kepala orang? Tak belajar adab eh? Huh??? Dah market sangat ke ko ni? Dah boleh tembus pasaran besar-besaran sangat ke ko ni? Pikir bagos! Stress aku!
Josh: Ummm, Sero, you do know that I understand Malay right? I just can't speak it. You do know that right?
Sero: Oh, shit. I forgot that. Oh well, now you know what I think. haha!
Josh: I just wanna hit you soooo bad. Can I?
Sero: Hit me then! You’re such a fag for wanting to hit girls!
Keith: God! Will you both just shut up?! You sound like a senile couple who have been married for 40 years! It’s beginning to annoy me. And you both should get in here coz I doubt that you both have had the time to take a look in here since you were sooooo busy with other more important stuff.
Sero & Josh: Sorry, Keith..
Josh: OH MY GAWWWDDDDD! WTF?? WTH?? WTFH?!?!?! %&%$@*(^#*@(^*(#@&*%&#%&%*^!!!
Sero: *punches Josh really hard*
Keith: *looks at Sero with one raised eyebrow*
Sero: What? >_< style="font-weight: bold;">Keith: Annoying, immature anddddd..I don’t know what else. Anyways, what do you think happened?
Sero: Well, judging by the state of the room. I’d say, a bomb blew up but somehow Master Miroku managed to make this room indestructible and that he had turned Zue into a Nemesis thingy, you know, like from Resident Evil?? And that is why she is just probably knocked out by it. Wait, she is not knocked out by it. She is just hibernating to gain back all her energy and allow her body to regenerate like Wolverine..or maybe Claire from heroes coz she’s a girl. Or maybe that is not Zue. Maybe it’s someone who drank poly juice potion that had some of Zue’s hair in it and trying to kill us all.
Keith: You done?
Sero: Yup! So we should kill that..him..her. I don’t know. Coz I don’t know who that is. It looks like Zue..but like I said, it could be a bad guy disguised like Zue.
Keith: I sometimes wonder what goes around in that brain of yours.
Sero: Well, you shouldn’t even wonder or want to know what goes on in my head coz that way, it wouldn’t be MY head. It would be OUR head. Coz if it is MY head, only I should know what is in it. Right?
Keith: Sorry I asked and just sorry…
Sero: Sorry for what??
Keith: This. *puts a stun gun to Sero’s neck and dragged Sero and Keith’s body outside and curi phone Sero dari poket hoodie die*
1400 hours
Cruise's Lounge
Timah, Risha dan Sherylee sibuk makan luch dengan bahagianya, Timah menerima call. [diorang amek lunch lambat sikit sebab tengok Summer Concert: Korea dekat TV room yang main act diorang ialah Big Bang, 2PM, 2AM & SuJu (Timah&Risha) while Sherylee pulak sibok tengok match Liverpool Vs. Barcelona untuk Champions League online via broadband and laptop Sero yang diplug-in ke projector.] Timah tengok phonenya:
Risha: Timah, tak angkat call?
Timah: Malas lahhh.
Risha: Boyfriend ehh?? Takyah lah malu-malu dengan kitorang...hehe
Sherylee: Ya lah, you don't need to be shy with usss, ko cakap jek kat kitorang sape boyfriend ko, kitorang mesti accept die punyeee!
Risha: sape name dieee? Izuddin ekh??
Timah: *phone rings again* Eyhh! Suke hati ko jek! Sero lahhh..tengok niiii...*tunjuk phone kat Risha and Sherylee*
Risha: Cheehhhh! Kacau ah Sero nie..tapi mesti best ek, kalau ko ade boyfriend..boleh kitorang nganjing ko bebanyak. haha
Sherylee: By the way, kenape ko tak nak answer Sero's call?
Timah: Malas aku, nanti kang kalau die hypnotise aku through the phone and buat aku jadi test subject die macam mane? Nanti balik mak aku tanye, "Mah, Mah, Mah, kenape badan biru biru nie??" Aku nak jawab ape? "Ni sebab kawan sayang sangattttt"??
Risha: Kesian ko ekhhh..
Sherylee: Eyh, just answer lah..dah bape kali die call. Maybe it's important?
Timah: Fineee...*answers the phone* hello?
Keith: Timah?
Timah: Who is this?? Nichkhun??
Keith: It's Keith. I need your help. Can you and a few of your friends get up to Zue's room right now?
Timah: ohhh, okay.. But we are eating. We're hungry! Can I come up a lil later?
Keith: Please? It's really important. Zue, Josh and Sero passed out.
Timah: Eh? What happened?
Keith: Get here and I'll tell you. Oh and...best not tell anyone of your "raging hormones" friends k? I need people who can help, not make more trouble.
Timah: Fine then, be there asap! *ends the call and looks at Risha & Sherylee* Guys, kite kene pergi naik bilik Zue. Tadi Keith call and die cakap..Josh, Sero and Zue pengsan..tapi. korang tak boleh bagi tau orang lain lagi. Kite kene naik jek dulu. Jom!
Timah, Sherylee and Risha bergegas ke bilik Zue. Mereka terkesima sebentar melihat senario yang sebegitu; Keith sedang bersila di hadapan pintu bilik Zue. Josh dan Sero terlantar di luar bilik Zue dan keadaan yang sangat bersepah di dalam bilik Zue.
Risha: Keith! What happened? ape semua ni?
Keith: Well, we came, we saw, Josh freaked out, Sero punched Josh, he passed out. I asked Sero something, she got weird and twisted, I stunned her. And now I need you guys to help me wake Zue up. I've tried splashing water on her, yelling at her ears, poking her side, poking her with a needle and it all didn't work. Any ideas?
Timah: Ohhh, okay. Patut lah diam jek due-due eko ni dah pengsan rupenye..ummm, die selalu bebel pasal Hentailia kan dulu?
Risha: Bukan Hetalia ke? Hentailia tu Sero cipte untuk annoy Zue kan?
Timah: Ha'ah lah! Jap! *keluarkan plushy America dari Hetalia and letakkan dekat Zue and main satu episod Hetalia gune phone and tunjuk phone dekat Zue*
Risha: takde pape pon Timah-
Zue: *bangun secara tiba-tiba dan peluk plushy tu* AMERICA-SANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Sherylee: There is seriously something wrong with her. But that things is cute.
Zue: Ehhh? Why are you guys here? Keith, daijoubu? You look scared, tired and stressed out. What is wrong?
Keith: Well, you scared the shit out of me just getting up like that. *ternampak kredit card die dekat kaki katil Zue* Nothing. I just wanted this! *lompat and terus rampas card tu and simpan dalam poket*
Zue: Keith! Give it back! I need that! I haven't paid for the things yet.
Timah: What things?
Zue: Ohhhh! bende ni, die macam PDA tapi lagi advance. Die punye fungsi macam PDA tapi die boleh jadi tracking device/weapon/walkie-talkie gak sebab aku hack dalam google earth and tukar die punye programming...blablablablabla..so basically, ko just kene type name penuh orang tu and ko terus boleh follow die and also free untuk call sebab aku hack jugak segala server and phone line. And bende nie jugak boleh keluarkan sound wave yang frequency die teramat tinggi sampai boleh paralysekan orang yang terkene. Just pilih target gune camera cam nak amek gambar, tapi press butang tepi ni, nanti wave tu carik orang tuh! But setiap group cume boleh dapat satu jek lahh..susah nak buat bende nie.
Risha: Fuyooooo! Mesti mahal nak buat bende-bende ni..
Zue: Yup! That’s why I used Keith’s credit card. Hehe And sebab tu jugaklah aku hibernate kejap sebab penat buat bende ni.
Sherylee: Habislah ko Keith…bankrupt tak lame lagi.
Keith: Pfffttt..Talk about putting salt on an open wound..And how do you explain this mess and explosion marks in your room??
Zue: Oh! The explosions was from making the gadgets, there were wrong wiring and stuff. And the mess was..hehe. This! *tunjuk satu pack gule-gule yang besar nak mampos and dalam pack tu cume tinggal sampul gule-gule* hehe
Keith: Zue! I thought we’ve talk about this sugar thing. You.Are.Not.Suppose.To.Have.Any.Without.Me.Or.Josh.Watching.Over.You!
Zue: Well, I found this pack and I couldn’t help it. Won’t happen again! I promise! *smiles innocently* Oh, Josh is waking up.
Josh: *bagun and tengok semua orang dengan muke blur* Ouch..my face hurts. Okay, someone tell me what happened.
Timah: You were punched by Sero. Ko hilang ingatan ke ape?
Josh: Oh that, and what happened to her?
Risha: Keith stun gun-kan Sero.
Josh: Oh. And Zue, next time no more sugar intake without telling me or Keith, and also nice gadgets. I heard you babbling about it while I was knocked out. Don’t ask me how tho, coz I don’t know. And we should go down and check on the others.
Sherylee: Well, what about Sero?
Josh: Just leave her on the floor like that and lock the door but leave the keys inside incase she wakes up.
Sherylee: You can’t just leave her like that! What if something happens?
Josh: Well, nothing will ever happen coz the door is locked. And besides she’s a psycho, she’ll be fine.
Sherylee: True..so let’s go down and get back to lunch!
Timah & Risha: Jom! Aku lapo niehhh.
Zue: You guys go ahead, aku nak post gadjet nie kepada 3 team yang lain. (dalam kapal nie ade service post)
Keith & Josh: You guys go ahead, we wanna check on the others then hit the sac. We’re tired as hell. Any idea where the others are?
Sherylee: I think they should be on the deck, by the swimming pool. I heard Safraa and Chubby talking about going for a swim at around this time. Shima is most probably with them too.
Josh: Oh, thanks. Meet you guys later then.
1515 HOURS
On Deck Swimming Pool
Shima: Wey, panas lah, jom lah dok dalam, dekat lounge.
Chubby: Ala ko ni Shima, kitorang nak madi kat swimming pool la. Join la skali, yang ko dok jek kat situ memang lah panas.
Safraa: Ntah ko ni Shima, jom ah!
Shima: Alaaaa, aku tak reti berenang lahhh..
Safraa: Alah, bukannye dalam sangat pun swimming pool nie. Kat area sini just sampai parat dada aku jek. Kalau ko gi tengah baru dalam.
Shima: Yelahhhh!
Chubby: Yay! Haha. Sekarang kan ko dah tak panas.
Shima: Ey, korang tau tak mane yang lain? Dari pagi tadi aku tak Nampak Kieth atau Josh. Zue pon aku tak nampak.
Safraa: Tak tau. Yang aku tau tadi Timah, Risha, Sero lepak kat lounge. Pastu kali kedua aku lalu situ Sero tak de. And tadi time lalu lagi sume dah takde. Yang mamat due eko tu, aku tak Nampak langsung. Asal?
Chubby: Ko rindu Keith ko ekh? Gatal lah ko ni! Dah ade si ntah-ape-kejadah-sak kat Kemboja masih nak menggatal ngan laki lain.
Safraa: Rithisak lah name die Chubby.
Shima: Ah! Korang tak kenal si bodo tu. Suke nyusahkan hidup aku. Dah la kuat membebel, pape aku buat salah. Lame ah si Rithisak tu! Keith is WAY better!
Safraa: Suke hati ko lah Shima, janji ko bahagia.
Shima: Eh, Chubby, ape ko buat time kat Jepun hah? And camne Safraa boleh ikot si Josh time amek ko? Asal kitorang tak boleh ikot gak?
Chubby: Ah, takde buat pape lah, aku just join per-
Safraa: Die just pegi tengok family die. And then kitorang gi jejalan jap. Sebab tu lambat sikit balik sini. Kan, Chubby?.
Chubby: hehe. A’ah! Betullah tu. *bisik kat Safraa* Thanks Saf.
Shima: Oh, bestnye. Aku nak ikot! Boleh jumpe Matsumoto Jun! And Chubby, camne ko bole ade hubungan ngan royalty jepun, sebab mase tu diorang panggil ko hime*, tapi to kan dalam korea? Aku tak paham lah..tapi mesti best gile ade kaitan nagn diorangkan...
Chubby: Oh, ummm..well..sebenarnya cam gini. Parents aku pernah bawak aku gi Korea time kecik-kecik, pastu aku masuk skolah yang lebih kurang macam boarding school kat sane coz parent aku kene balik Malaysia untuk kerja, so ade couple ni adopt aku time tu. Sebab tu diorang panggil aku hime. But then diorang pindah jepun so aku ikot, and they turned out to be Japanese royalty, so now they’re my okasan** and otosan***.
Shima: Oh, bestnye! Ko patut bawak kitorang jumpe okasan and otosan ko one day!
Chubby: Yeah! One day I will! Shima! Tu hah si Josh and Keith ko! *tunjuk ke arah due mamat yang berjalan menuju ke swimming pool*
Keith: Hello, ladies. How are you?
Safraa: We’re fine, thanks. Where’ve you guys been?
Josh: Oh, we were just looking for Zue coz we haven’t seen her since yesterday, turns out she was just in her room. So what have you guys been up to?
Shima: ah, takde pape. Just lepak-lepak and belajar and lawan Sudoku! Haha. Ko patut lawan main Sudoku ngan aku!
Josh: I’d love to, but sadly I can’t, I suck at Sudoku, but Keith is good at it, aren’t you Keith?
Keith: Yeah, we should set up a game night for playing board games and what-nots to whadd’ya call it..ummm..eratkan silaturrahim or something like that since it’s gonna be a week or so before we reach Ireland.
Chubby: Ireland?! Bukan kite nak pergi England ke? Bukan Sero cakap gi London ke?
Keith: That was the initial plan..But..
Josh: We’ve changed it due to some recent events and besides London is danger-
Safraa: Waittttt! Dangerous?!?!
Josh: Did I say dangerous? It must’ve slipped out of my mouth. I meant, Ireland is not bad, it’s close to London so don’t need to worry. And Chubby, can I talk to you for a sec?
Chubby: Yeah, sure.
Josh: Umm, in private.
Chubby: Oh, okay. Hold on a sec. *chubby keluar dari swimming pool and ikot Josh ke satu sudut di dek yang jauh sikit dari swimming pool*
Safraa: So anyways, what are we going to do in Ireland anyways?
Keith: I don’t really know. That’s the beauty of this trip, we’re just gonna do whatever it is that we feel like doing. And this trip is for you girls, me and Josh are just following you girls around. So we’re just following the tune, you know?
Safraa: Is it?
Keith: Yup, so anyways, I gotta go, I'm gonna get some sleep. If you need anything just knock on our room’s door, k? Be safe. Later guys.
Shima: Okay, Bye. *terpandang Josh and Hidayu and perasan Josh bagi something dalam paper bag to Chubby* Saf, apende yang Josh kasik kat Chubby tu?
Safraa: Ntah, lantak lah, jom aku ajar ko berenang! *tarik Shima masuk swimming pool*
Word Help
*hime=Princess (Japanese)
** okasan=mother (Japanese)
*** otosan=father (Japanese)
1200 hours
Cruise’s Lounge
Sero, Keith, Josh, Timah dan Risha sedang melepak di lounge sambil menjamu kuih yang sedia ada dan dihiburkan oleh cruise band yang sedang mendendangkan lagu-lagu dari Frank Sinatra. Tatkala Sero sibuk ketawa dalam hati dan tersenyum sinis melihat gelagat Timah dan Risha yang tak habis-habis bercerita tentang surat dari TOP dan email dari Nichkun yang mereka terima last night, Josh menerima phone call dan meng-excuse-kan dirinya dari meja itu. Selepas beberapa minit, dia kembali ke meja dengan berlari-lari anak dan lantang bersuara.
Josh: Where’s Zue?
Keith: Isn’t she in her room. You locked her up last night. Remember?
Josh: Shite! I forgot, she must be mad and trying to knock the door down. Best we let her out by now, no?
Timah: *tibe-tibe interrupt* Oh, a’ah! Zueee! Kesian die..dah la selalu pengsan tak tentu pasal, then kene lock up. Ish ish ish….kejam betul Josh ni. Tak baik tau dera anak orang.
Josh: Geee, thanks Timah. That have made me feel all better. *rolls eyes*
Keith: *gets up* Well, we should go check on her now then. And I want my credit card back!
Sero: Wait! I wanna come! I can’t take all this Korean smorgasbord story telling anymore!
Risha & Timah: Weyh!!! Siotttt jek!
Risha: Ko piker ko dah hensem ah nak reject TOP aku? Pikir market sangat ke huh??
Sero: Whatever lah Rishaaaaaa! Lantak ko lah..malas nak layan..
After a few minutes of walking in total silence for different reasons (Sero-having weird 18SG thoughts in her head as usual; Keith-thinking about the amount of money Zue must’ve used from his credit card; Josh-hoping that Zue is okay and is not mad at him or all hyper), Sero, Keith and Josh reached Zue’s suite on the top level.
Sero: Woah, it is so not fair that she got the luxury suite and kitorang dapat suite yang still luxury tapi kurang sikit dari die. So not fair lahhhhh!
Josh: Shut up, Sero! Master Miroku wanted her to have the suite-
Keith: And you better not tell this to anyone else and please, don’t mention Master Miroku, The Closer or anything close to it in front of the others. I have a feeling that either Timah or Risha is sensing something. So you BOTH watch out. That means you too, JOSH!
Josh: Sheesh, chill bab-… I mean I won’t mess it up, I know how to cover my tracks.
Sero: *Pandang tajam dekat Josh and Keith* Hmmmm…both of you are…weird. I can’t pin point it. Oh well, we should go check on Zue. ZUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *jerit nama Zue dengan menggunakan teknik scream yang dipelajari dari Ed sambil ketuk pintu bilik*
Josh: Hey! *smacks Sero’s head* I don’t know if you’ve heard of it or not, but there is this invention called the “doorbell”.
Sero: How would I know if she had one??
Keith: Guys, she is not answering, even after Sero’s retarded screams, and the door bells, she’s not answering.
Josh: I don’t have a good feeling about this. We should knock the door down. *rams into the door with his right shoulder*
Sero: Keitthhhh..can I?? *puppy eyes*
Keith: Yes, please..
Sero: *turns the door knob right before Josh hits the door* mwahahahahahaha!!!
Josh: What the?!?! *jatuh but disebabkan skill fighting die, die sempat buat tumbling ke depan* You could’ve just said the door was unlocked. *gets up and fixes his clothes* That was so uncalled for!
Sero: Sorry, I just couldn’t help it and besides, Keith approved it.
Josh: So, if Keith approved you jumping of a 1,000,000 cliff without any parachute or whatever, you'll do it?
Sero: I never said that. And besides, kan kerajaan dah banyak buat kempen budi bahasa. Tulah,tak nak dengar or amek tahu. Padan ngan muke ko. Ko pikir aku heran ke kalau ko hensem, budak-budak ramai minat ko, Master Miroku sayang sangat kat ko or fighting skill ko boleh tahan bagos? Huh? Ko pikir ko sape nak pukul-pukul kepala orang? Tak belajar adab eh? Huh??? Dah market sangat ke ko ni? Dah boleh tembus pasaran besar-besaran sangat ke ko ni? Pikir bagos! Stress aku!
Josh: Ummm, Sero, you do know that I understand Malay right? I just can't speak it. You do know that right?
Sero: Oh, shit. I forgot that. Oh well, now you know what I think. haha!
Josh: I just wanna hit you soooo bad. Can I?
Sero: Hit me then! You’re such a fag for wanting to hit girls!
Keith: God! Will you both just shut up?! You sound like a senile couple who have been married for 40 years! It’s beginning to annoy me. And you both should get in here coz I doubt that you both have had the time to take a look in here since you were sooooo busy with other more important stuff.
Sero & Josh: Sorry, Keith..
Josh: OH MY GAWWWDDDDD! WTF?? WTH?? WTFH?!?!?! %&%$@*(^#*@(^*(#@&*%&#%&%*^!!!
Sero: *punches Josh really hard*
Keith: *looks at Sero with one raised eyebrow*
Sero: What? >_< style="font-weight: bold;">Keith: Annoying, immature anddddd..I don’t know what else. Anyways, what do you think happened?
Sero: Well, judging by the state of the room. I’d say, a bomb blew up but somehow Master Miroku managed to make this room indestructible and that he had turned Zue into a Nemesis thingy, you know, like from Resident Evil?? And that is why she is just probably knocked out by it. Wait, she is not knocked out by it. She is just hibernating to gain back all her energy and allow her body to regenerate like Wolverine..or maybe Claire from heroes coz she’s a girl. Or maybe that is not Zue. Maybe it’s someone who drank poly juice potion that had some of Zue’s hair in it and trying to kill us all.
Keith: You done?
Sero: Yup! So we should kill that..him..her. I don’t know. Coz I don’t know who that is. It looks like Zue..but like I said, it could be a bad guy disguised like Zue.
Keith: I sometimes wonder what goes around in that brain of yours.
Sero: Well, you shouldn’t even wonder or want to know what goes on in my head coz that way, it wouldn’t be MY head. It would be OUR head. Coz if it is MY head, only I should know what is in it. Right?
Keith: Sorry I asked and just sorry…
Sero: Sorry for what??
Keith: This. *puts a stun gun to Sero’s neck and dragged Sero and Keith’s body outside and curi phone Sero dari poket hoodie die*
1400 hours
Cruise's Lounge
Timah, Risha dan Sherylee sibuk makan luch dengan bahagianya, Timah menerima call. [diorang amek lunch lambat sikit sebab tengok Summer Concert: Korea dekat TV room yang main act diorang ialah Big Bang, 2PM, 2AM & SuJu (Timah&Risha) while Sherylee pulak sibok tengok match Liverpool Vs. Barcelona untuk Champions League online via broadband and laptop Sero yang diplug-in ke projector.] Timah tengok phonenya:
Incoming Call:
Sero
017-8509290
Risha: Timah, tak angkat call?
Timah: Malas lahhh.
Risha: Boyfriend ehh?? Takyah lah malu-malu dengan kitorang...hehe
Sherylee: Ya lah, you don't need to be shy with usss, ko cakap jek kat kitorang sape boyfriend ko, kitorang mesti accept die punyeee!
Risha: sape name dieee? Izuddin ekh??
Timah: *phone rings again* Eyhh! Suke hati ko jek! Sero lahhh..tengok niiii...*tunjuk phone kat Risha and Sherylee*
Risha: Cheehhhh! Kacau ah Sero nie..tapi mesti best ek, kalau ko ade boyfriend..boleh kitorang nganjing ko bebanyak. haha
Sherylee: By the way, kenape ko tak nak answer Sero's call?
Timah: Malas aku, nanti kang kalau die hypnotise aku through the phone and buat aku jadi test subject die macam mane? Nanti balik mak aku tanye, "Mah, Mah, Mah, kenape badan biru biru nie??" Aku nak jawab ape? "Ni sebab kawan sayang sangattttt"??
Risha: Kesian ko ekhhh..
Sherylee: Eyh, just answer lah..dah bape kali die call. Maybe it's important?
Timah: Fineee...*answers the phone* hello?
Keith: Timah?
Timah: Who is this?? Nichkhun??
Keith: It's Keith. I need your help. Can you and a few of your friends get up to Zue's room right now?
Timah: ohhh, okay.. But we are eating. We're hungry! Can I come up a lil later?
Keith: Please? It's really important. Zue, Josh and Sero passed out.
Timah: Eh? What happened?
Keith: Get here and I'll tell you. Oh and...best not tell anyone of your "raging hormones" friends k? I need people who can help, not make more trouble.
Timah: Fine then, be there asap! *ends the call and looks at Risha & Sherylee* Guys, kite kene pergi naik bilik Zue. Tadi Keith call and die cakap..Josh, Sero and Zue pengsan..tapi. korang tak boleh bagi tau orang lain lagi. Kite kene naik jek dulu. Jom!
Timah, Sherylee and Risha bergegas ke bilik Zue. Mereka terkesima sebentar melihat senario yang sebegitu; Keith sedang bersila di hadapan pintu bilik Zue. Josh dan Sero terlantar di luar bilik Zue dan keadaan yang sangat bersepah di dalam bilik Zue.
Risha: Keith! What happened? ape semua ni?
Keith: Well, we came, we saw, Josh freaked out, Sero punched Josh, he passed out. I asked Sero something, she got weird and twisted, I stunned her. And now I need you guys to help me wake Zue up. I've tried splashing water on her, yelling at her ears, poking her side, poking her with a needle and it all didn't work. Any ideas?
Timah: Ohhh, okay. Patut lah diam jek due-due eko ni dah pengsan rupenye..ummm, die selalu bebel pasal Hentailia kan dulu?
Risha: Bukan Hetalia ke? Hentailia tu Sero cipte untuk annoy Zue kan?
Timah: Ha'ah lah! Jap! *keluarkan plushy America dari Hetalia and letakkan dekat Zue and main satu episod Hetalia gune phone and tunjuk phone dekat Zue*
Risha: takde pape pon Timah-
Zue: *bangun secara tiba-tiba dan peluk plushy tu* AMERICA-SANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Sherylee: There is seriously something wrong with her. But that things is cute.
Zue: Ehhh? Why are you guys here? Keith, daijoubu? You look scared, tired and stressed out. What is wrong?
Keith: Well, you scared the shit out of me just getting up like that. *ternampak kredit card die dekat kaki katil Zue* Nothing. I just wanted this! *lompat and terus rampas card tu and simpan dalam poket*
Zue: Keith! Give it back! I need that! I haven't paid for the things yet.
Timah: What things?
Zue: Ohhhh! bende ni, die macam PDA tapi lagi advance. Die punye fungsi macam PDA tapi die boleh jadi tracking device/weapon/walkie-talkie gak sebab aku hack dalam google earth and tukar die punye programming...blablablablabla..so basically, ko just kene type name penuh orang tu and ko terus boleh follow die and also free untuk call sebab aku hack jugak segala server and phone line. And bende nie jugak boleh keluarkan sound wave yang frequency die teramat tinggi sampai boleh paralysekan orang yang terkene. Just pilih target gune camera cam nak amek gambar, tapi press butang tepi ni, nanti wave tu carik orang tuh! But setiap group cume boleh dapat satu jek lahh..susah nak buat bende nie.
Risha: Fuyooooo! Mesti mahal nak buat bende-bende ni..
Zue: Yup! That’s why I used Keith’s credit card. Hehe And sebab tu jugaklah aku hibernate kejap sebab penat buat bende ni.
Sherylee: Habislah ko Keith…bankrupt tak lame lagi.
Keith: Pfffttt..Talk about putting salt on an open wound..And how do you explain this mess and explosion marks in your room??
Zue: Oh! The explosions was from making the gadgets, there were wrong wiring and stuff. And the mess was..hehe. This! *tunjuk satu pack gule-gule yang besar nak mampos and dalam pack tu cume tinggal sampul gule-gule* hehe
Keith: Zue! I thought we’ve talk about this sugar thing. You.Are.Not.Suppose.To.Have.Any.Without.Me.Or.Josh.Watching.Over.You!
Zue: Well, I found this pack and I couldn’t help it. Won’t happen again! I promise! *smiles innocently* Oh, Josh is waking up.
Josh: *bagun and tengok semua orang dengan muke blur* Ouch..my face hurts. Okay, someone tell me what happened.
Timah: You were punched by Sero. Ko hilang ingatan ke ape?
Josh: Oh that, and what happened to her?
Risha: Keith stun gun-kan Sero.
Josh: Oh. And Zue, next time no more sugar intake without telling me or Keith, and also nice gadgets. I heard you babbling about it while I was knocked out. Don’t ask me how tho, coz I don’t know. And we should go down and check on the others.
Sherylee: Well, what about Sero?
Josh: Just leave her on the floor like that and lock the door but leave the keys inside incase she wakes up.
Sherylee: You can’t just leave her like that! What if something happens?
Josh: Well, nothing will ever happen coz the door is locked. And besides she’s a psycho, she’ll be fine.
Sherylee: True..so let’s go down and get back to lunch!
Timah & Risha: Jom! Aku lapo niehhh.
Zue: You guys go ahead, aku nak post gadjet nie kepada 3 team yang lain. (dalam kapal nie ade service post)
Keith & Josh: You guys go ahead, we wanna check on the others then hit the sac. We’re tired as hell. Any idea where the others are?
Sherylee: I think they should be on the deck, by the swimming pool. I heard Safraa and Chubby talking about going for a swim at around this time. Shima is most probably with them too.
Josh: Oh, thanks. Meet you guys later then.
1515 HOURS
On Deck Swimming Pool
Shima: Wey, panas lah, jom lah dok dalam, dekat lounge.
Chubby: Ala ko ni Shima, kitorang nak madi kat swimming pool la. Join la skali, yang ko dok jek kat situ memang lah panas.
Safraa: Ntah ko ni Shima, jom ah!
Shima: Alaaaa, aku tak reti berenang lahhh..
Safraa: Alah, bukannye dalam sangat pun swimming pool nie. Kat area sini just sampai parat dada aku jek. Kalau ko gi tengah baru dalam.
Shima: Yelahhhh!
Chubby: Yay! Haha. Sekarang kan ko dah tak panas.
Shima: Ey, korang tau tak mane yang lain? Dari pagi tadi aku tak Nampak Kieth atau Josh. Zue pon aku tak nampak.
Safraa: Tak tau. Yang aku tau tadi Timah, Risha, Sero lepak kat lounge. Pastu kali kedua aku lalu situ Sero tak de. And tadi time lalu lagi sume dah takde. Yang mamat due eko tu, aku tak Nampak langsung. Asal?
Chubby: Ko rindu Keith ko ekh? Gatal lah ko ni! Dah ade si ntah-ape-kejadah-sak kat Kemboja masih nak menggatal ngan laki lain.
Safraa: Rithisak lah name die Chubby.
Shima: Ah! Korang tak kenal si bodo tu. Suke nyusahkan hidup aku. Dah la kuat membebel, pape aku buat salah. Lame ah si Rithisak tu! Keith is WAY better!
Safraa: Suke hati ko lah Shima, janji ko bahagia.
Shima: Eh, Chubby, ape ko buat time kat Jepun hah? And camne Safraa boleh ikot si Josh time amek ko? Asal kitorang tak boleh ikot gak?
Chubby: Ah, takde buat pape lah, aku just join per-
Safraa: Die just pegi tengok family die. And then kitorang gi jejalan jap. Sebab tu lambat sikit balik sini. Kan, Chubby?.
Chubby: hehe. A’ah! Betullah tu. *bisik kat Safraa* Thanks Saf.
Shima: Oh, bestnye. Aku nak ikot! Boleh jumpe Matsumoto Jun! And Chubby, camne ko bole ade hubungan ngan royalty jepun, sebab mase tu diorang panggil ko hime*, tapi to kan dalam korea? Aku tak paham lah..tapi mesti best gile ade kaitan nagn diorangkan...
Chubby: Oh, ummm..well..sebenarnya cam gini. Parents aku pernah bawak aku gi Korea time kecik-kecik, pastu aku masuk skolah yang lebih kurang macam boarding school kat sane coz parent aku kene balik Malaysia untuk kerja, so ade couple ni adopt aku time tu. Sebab tu diorang panggil aku hime. But then diorang pindah jepun so aku ikot, and they turned out to be Japanese royalty, so now they’re my okasan** and otosan***.
Shima: Oh, bestnye! Ko patut bawak kitorang jumpe okasan and otosan ko one day!
Chubby: Yeah! One day I will! Shima! Tu hah si Josh and Keith ko! *tunjuk ke arah due mamat yang berjalan menuju ke swimming pool*
Keith: Hello, ladies. How are you?
Safraa: We’re fine, thanks. Where’ve you guys been?
Josh: Oh, we were just looking for Zue coz we haven’t seen her since yesterday, turns out she was just in her room. So what have you guys been up to?
Shima: ah, takde pape. Just lepak-lepak and belajar and lawan Sudoku! Haha. Ko patut lawan main Sudoku ngan aku!
Josh: I’d love to, but sadly I can’t, I suck at Sudoku, but Keith is good at it, aren’t you Keith?
Keith: Yeah, we should set up a game night for playing board games and what-nots to whadd’ya call it..ummm..eratkan silaturrahim or something like that since it’s gonna be a week or so before we reach Ireland.
Chubby: Ireland?! Bukan kite nak pergi England ke? Bukan Sero cakap gi London ke?
Keith: That was the initial plan..But..
Josh: We’ve changed it due to some recent events and besides London is danger-
Safraa: Waittttt! Dangerous?!?!
Josh: Did I say dangerous? It must’ve slipped out of my mouth. I meant, Ireland is not bad, it’s close to London so don’t need to worry. And Chubby, can I talk to you for a sec?
Chubby: Yeah, sure.
Josh: Umm, in private.
Chubby: Oh, okay. Hold on a sec. *chubby keluar dari swimming pool and ikot Josh ke satu sudut di dek yang jauh sikit dari swimming pool*
Safraa: So anyways, what are we going to do in Ireland anyways?
Keith: I don’t really know. That’s the beauty of this trip, we’re just gonna do whatever it is that we feel like doing. And this trip is for you girls, me and Josh are just following you girls around. So we’re just following the tune, you know?
Safraa: Is it?
Keith: Yup, so anyways, I gotta go, I'm gonna get some sleep. If you need anything just knock on our room’s door, k? Be safe. Later guys.
Shima: Okay, Bye. *terpandang Josh and Hidayu and perasan Josh bagi something dalam paper bag to Chubby* Saf, apende yang Josh kasik kat Chubby tu?
Safraa: Ntah, lantak lah, jom aku ajar ko berenang! *tarik Shima masuk swimming pool*
Haha! Kini watak yang kurang di critakan mula menyertai cerita ini. Apakah sebenarnya yang dilakukan oleh Hidayu dan Safraa di Jepun? (but ofcourse kalau korang bace spin off korang tahu, but adakah spin off tersebut menceritakan segalanya?) Apakah benda yang diberikan oleh Josh kepada Chubby? Kenapa tiba-tibe destinasi ditukar ke Ireland dan bukan lagi London? Kenapa London berbahaya? Apa yang ada di London? Apa yang berlaku pada Sero? Kenapa die tak bangun lagi? Andddd..GAME NIGHT?!?!??!? That sounds fun, Keith!
Word Help
*hime=Princess (Japanese)
** okasan=mother (Japanese)
*** otosan=father (Japanese)
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Saturday, August 8, 2009
How Crazy Things Can Go wit Us Around? [Short Side Stories]
Mwahahahaha! Tambah lagi cerita!!
Actually, aku saje je tulis bendealah ni. Sengaja nak tambahkan post blog 360Days yang sangat jarang2 dipost nie. Ape2pun please enjoy, k?
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Lappie Moments
Time: Around 2200 probably
Sai sudah lama mengecop lappie Sero. Lama jugak mukenye terlekat di skrin, mujurlah x drooling klu x mau kita melihat kejadian ngeri tahap 18SG di korridor cabin 5TM.
Sai: Momy, Sai rindu la kat Momy~
Shiqa: Haa! Tulis ape tu?!
Nado: Tengok2! Weyh bukak twitter la weyh!!
Shelly: Liverpool website please!!!
Sai: Weyh, biarlah aku gune dulu!!!
Kemudian terjadinya kejadian tarik-menarik di antara mereka berempat. Semuanya tidak mahu mengalah, mereka menggunakan segala kekuatan jiwa raga yang ada sehinggalah.... mereka terlepas lappie kesayangan Sero dan lappie itu berkecai di atas lantai.
Sero: Guuyysss~ What did you just done?? *threatening*
The Quartet: Uh-oh...
Malangnya, kami terpaksa censored-kan bahagian2 seterusnya akibat imej2 yang tidak bersesuaian dengan pemikiran viewers kami.
At the same time, Zue was skipping along the corridor. Tetibe je die berhenti.
Zue: Sero, did you see Josh? *stops talking* Oooh, shiny deadly weapon thingy! Haha, dah la. Buh-bye Sero-tama~
And she skipped back her way to the Mess Hall.
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Food Fight!!
Di Dewan Makan, para pelayan semua sudah bersedia memakai pakaian tentera celoreng hijau. Pengunjung2 lain pula bersembunyi di sebalik meja2 yang diletakan sebagai kubu kecil untuk perlindungan mereka. Musuh bakal menyerang tak lama lagi. Countdown, dalam 5, 4, 3, 2......1!
"WAAAARRRGHHH!!!!!!"
Bunyi derapan kasut-kasut pelajar TM-ers sudah kedengaran di sebalik pintu depan Dewan Makan. Daun pintu tetibe terbuka luas, memperlihatkan ahli2 TM-ers yang berlagak bagaikan kanak2 ribena segera menerjah masuk.
"BUUFFFEEETTTT FREEEEE!!!!!!"
"Brace yourself!!!!!!!"
Dan bermulanya battle antara ahli2 5TM yang kelaparan dengan para pelayan dan pengunjung lain, disaksikan oleh meja buffet yang dipenuhi makanan yang sedap2 dan Keith bersama-sama Josh menggeleng-gelengkan kepala mereka di suatu meja yang jauh dari tempat pertempuran.
Keith: Shouldn't we check on them?
Josh: No, just let them be...
Pada masa yang sama, mereka berdua turut sedikit terkejut mendengar ngauman yang datang dari luar dewan.
Keith: How bout that?
Josh: No.
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TV is Fun!
Aten tidak habis-habis dari tadi menekan punat remote control TV menukar rancangan yang terpampang di skrin tv. Shikin dan Naq pula menahan sabar melihatkan perilaku Aten yang menggeramkan hati.
Naq: Eii, bagi aku remote tu balik!
Aten: Ehh!! Macam la ko market sangat nak pegang remote ni, cik kak oii!!
Shikin: Dah!! Bagi remote tu kat aku.
Event tarik-menarik pun turut berlaku dalam kalangan mereka. Tetapi tragedi akhirnya tidak berakhir dengan tempias cecair merah yang keluar dari badan manusia, sebaliknya mereka tertekan punat seterusnya.....
"AArrggh!!!! Tidak!!! The HORRORR!!!"
Rupe-rupenye terbuka channel National Geography rupenya, dokumentari pasal kepentingan pendidikan dalam kehidupan manusia.
Ketika menuju ke Dewan Makan, Zue tersengih sekejap.
Zue: Bukan hari ni ke National Geography siarkan dokumentari yang aku nak tengok tu?? *diam terpikir sekejap, kemudianya shrugged* Takpe la.
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Trick or Threat?
Dalam hampirnya pengakhiran Perang Meja Buffet itu tadi, Josh dan Keith dikejutkan dengan kehadiran Zue yang muncul secara magick.
Zue: Tada!! *tetibe je ada burung2 merpati berterbangan di belakang* Konbanwa, Josh-nii~
Agak pelik ye apabila mereka melihat Zue tersengih 'innocent' di hadapan mereka sambil tergelak macam budak kecik terlebih gula. Josh macam nak melarikan diri, tetapi Zue sudah terlebih dahulu menghalang pergerakan Josh dengan teknik 'puppy face'nya.
Zue: Nee, Josh-nii~ *index finger playing on Josh's shoulder* Will you get mad at me if I wanted to.. hrm... borrowyourcreditcardtobuyweaponsformyfriends?
Hampir tercekik Josh mendengarkan permintaan Zue yang luar biasa itu.
Josh: Erm... no. I think-
Keith: *gets angry* Just what you're doing acting like some kid having crush??
Crush? Not a good word, Keith. Zue paling tidak suka kalau ada orang mengatakannya ada crush kepada orang lain. Tetapi Zue tetap mengekalkan sengih 'innocent'nya
Zue: Lemme think...*suddenly hugs Keith in childish way* Maybe?!
Keith terus menjadi petrified. Tak sangka pulak Zue boleh membuat pekara sebegini rupa. Zue melepaskan pelukannya daripada Keith sambil memegang sesuatu di tangannya....
Zue: Josh-nii, since you won't let me borrow your credit card.. *flashing off Keith's leather wallet* I might just as well take Keith's!!
Keith: Hey, give it back! That's mine!!
Dalam sesaat, Zue sudah membuka seribu langkah memecut ke pintu biliknya. Dia hanya mengambil credit card Josh, selebihnya dicampak ke muka Keith yang mengejar dari belakang. Expertly, Zue mengunci pintu biliknya dan terus tergelak evil-sadisnya.
"ZUE!!!! Gimme back my card!!!!"
Dom, dom, dom, doom.....
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That's all, thank 4 reading y'all!!
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