Monday, August 10, 2009
The Trio!
So, now that the TMers have been broken into 4 groups, we will follow each group differently. Here, we will find out about the group going to Europe consisting of Sero, Timah, Risha, Zue, Shelly, Shima, Chubby and Safraa on the cruise.
1200 hours
Cruise’s Lounge
Sero, Keith, Josh, Timah dan Risha sedang melepak di lounge sambil menjamu kuih yang sedia ada dan dihiburkan oleh cruise band yang sedang mendendangkan lagu-lagu dari Frank Sinatra. Tatkala Sero sibuk ketawa dalam hati dan tersenyum sinis melihat gelagat Timah dan Risha yang tak habis-habis bercerita tentang surat dari TOP dan email dari Nichkun yang mereka terima last night, Josh menerima phone call dan meng-excuse-kan dirinya dari meja itu. Selepas beberapa minit, dia kembali ke meja dengan berlari-lari anak dan lantang bersuara.
Josh: Where’s Zue?
Keith: Isn’t she in her room. You locked her up last night. Remember?
Josh: Shite! I forgot, she must be mad and trying to knock the door down. Best we let her out by now, no?
Timah: *tibe-tibe interrupt* Oh, a’ah! Zueee! Kesian die..dah la selalu pengsan tak tentu pasal, then kene lock up. Ish ish ish….kejam betul Josh ni. Tak baik tau dera anak orang.
Josh: Geee, thanks Timah. That have made me feel all better. *rolls eyes*
Keith: *gets up* Well, we should go check on her now then. And I want my credit card back!
Sero: Wait! I wanna come! I can’t take all this Korean smorgasbord story telling anymore!
Risha & Timah: Weyh!!! Siotttt jek!
Risha: Ko piker ko dah hensem ah nak reject TOP aku? Pikir market sangat ke huh??
Sero: Whatever lah Rishaaaaaa! Lantak ko lah..malas nak layan..
After a few minutes of walking in total silence for different reasons (Sero-having weird 18SG thoughts in her head as usual; Keith-thinking about the amount of money Zue must’ve used from his credit card; Josh-hoping that Zue is okay and is not mad at him or all hyper), Sero, Keith and Josh reached Zue’s suite on the top level.
Sero: Woah, it is so not fair that she got the luxury suite and kitorang dapat suite yang still luxury tapi kurang sikit dari die. So not fair lahhhhh!
Josh: Shut up, Sero! Master Miroku wanted her to have the suite-
Keith: And you better not tell this to anyone else and please, don’t mention Master Miroku, The Closer or anything close to it in front of the others. I have a feeling that either Timah or Risha is sensing something. So you BOTH watch out. That means you too, JOSH!
Josh: Sheesh, chill bab-… I mean I won’t mess it up, I know how to cover my tracks.
Sero: *Pandang tajam dekat Josh and Keith* Hmmmm…both of you are…weird. I can’t pin point it. Oh well, we should go check on Zue. ZUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *jerit nama Zue dengan menggunakan teknik scream yang dipelajari dari Ed sambil ketuk pintu bilik*
Josh: Hey! *smacks Sero’s head* I don’t know if you’ve heard of it or not, but there is this invention called the “doorbell”.
Sero: How would I know if she had one??
Keith: Guys, she is not answering, even after Sero’s retarded screams, and the door bells, she’s not answering.
Josh: I don’t have a good feeling about this. We should knock the door down. *rams into the door with his right shoulder*
Sero: Keitthhhh..can I?? *puppy eyes*
Keith: Yes, please..
Sero: *turns the door knob right before Josh hits the door* mwahahahahahaha!!!
Josh: What the?!?! *jatuh but disebabkan skill fighting die, die sempat buat tumbling ke depan* You could’ve just said the door was unlocked. *gets up and fixes his clothes* That was so uncalled for!
Sero: Sorry, I just couldn’t help it and besides, Keith approved it.
Josh: So, if Keith approved you jumping of a 1,000,000 cliff without any parachute or whatever, you'll do it?
Sero: I never said that. And besides, kan kerajaan dah banyak buat kempen budi bahasa. Tulah,tak nak dengar or amek tahu. Padan ngan muke ko. Ko pikir aku heran ke kalau ko hensem, budak-budak ramai minat ko, Master Miroku sayang sangat kat ko or fighting skill ko boleh tahan bagos? Huh? Ko pikir ko sape nak pukul-pukul kepala orang? Tak belajar adab eh? Huh??? Dah market sangat ke ko ni? Dah boleh tembus pasaran besar-besaran sangat ke ko ni? Pikir bagos! Stress aku!
Josh: Ummm, Sero, you do know that I understand Malay right? I just can't speak it. You do know that right?
Sero: Oh, shit. I forgot that. Oh well, now you know what I think. haha!
Josh: I just wanna hit you soooo bad. Can I?
Sero: Hit me then! You’re such a fag for wanting to hit girls!
Keith: God! Will you both just shut up?! You sound like a senile couple who have been married for 40 years! It’s beginning to annoy me. And you both should get in here coz I doubt that you both have had the time to take a look in here since you were sooooo busy with other more important stuff.
Sero & Josh: Sorry, Keith..
Josh: OH MY GAWWWDDDDD! WTF?? WTH?? WTFH?!?!?! %&%$@*(^#*@(^*(#@&*%&#%&%*^!!!
Sero: *punches Josh really hard*
Keith: *looks at Sero with one raised eyebrow*
Sero: What? >_< style="font-weight: bold;">Keith: Annoying, immature anddddd..I don’t know what else. Anyways, what do you think happened?
Sero: Well, judging by the state of the room. I’d say, a bomb blew up but somehow Master Miroku managed to make this room indestructible and that he had turned Zue into a Nemesis thingy, you know, like from Resident Evil?? And that is why she is just probably knocked out by it. Wait, she is not knocked out by it. She is just hibernating to gain back all her energy and allow her body to regenerate like Wolverine..or maybe Claire from heroes coz she’s a girl. Or maybe that is not Zue. Maybe it’s someone who drank poly juice potion that had some of Zue’s hair in it and trying to kill us all.
Keith: You done?
Sero: Yup! So we should kill that..him..her. I don’t know. Coz I don’t know who that is. It looks like Zue..but like I said, it could be a bad guy disguised like Zue.
Keith: I sometimes wonder what goes around in that brain of yours.
Sero: Well, you shouldn’t even wonder or want to know what goes on in my head coz that way, it wouldn’t be MY head. It would be OUR head. Coz if it is MY head, only I should know what is in it. Right?
Keith: Sorry I asked and just sorry…
Sero: Sorry for what??
Keith: This. *puts a stun gun to Sero’s neck and dragged Sero and Keith’s body outside and curi phone Sero dari poket hoodie die*
1400 hours
Cruise's Lounge
Timah, Risha dan Sherylee sibuk makan luch dengan bahagianya, Timah menerima call. [diorang amek lunch lambat sikit sebab tengok Summer Concert: Korea dekat TV room yang main act diorang ialah Big Bang, 2PM, 2AM & SuJu (Timah&Risha) while Sherylee pulak sibok tengok match Liverpool Vs. Barcelona untuk Champions League online via broadband and laptop Sero yang diplug-in ke projector.] Timah tengok phonenya:
Risha: Timah, tak angkat call?
Timah: Malas lahhh.
Risha: Boyfriend ehh?? Takyah lah malu-malu dengan kitorang...hehe
Sherylee: Ya lah, you don't need to be shy with usss, ko cakap jek kat kitorang sape boyfriend ko, kitorang mesti accept die punyeee!
Risha: sape name dieee? Izuddin ekh??
Timah: *phone rings again* Eyhh! Suke hati ko jek! Sero lahhh..tengok niiii...*tunjuk phone kat Risha and Sherylee*
Risha: Cheehhhh! Kacau ah Sero nie..tapi mesti best ek, kalau ko ade boyfriend..boleh kitorang nganjing ko bebanyak. haha
Sherylee: By the way, kenape ko tak nak answer Sero's call?
Timah: Malas aku, nanti kang kalau die hypnotise aku through the phone and buat aku jadi test subject die macam mane? Nanti balik mak aku tanye, "Mah, Mah, Mah, kenape badan biru biru nie??" Aku nak jawab ape? "Ni sebab kawan sayang sangattttt"??
Risha: Kesian ko ekhhh..
Sherylee: Eyh, just answer lah..dah bape kali die call. Maybe it's important?
Timah: Fineee...*answers the phone* hello?
Keith: Timah?
Timah: Who is this?? Nichkhun??
Keith: It's Keith. I need your help. Can you and a few of your friends get up to Zue's room right now?
Timah: ohhh, okay.. But we are eating. We're hungry! Can I come up a lil later?
Keith: Please? It's really important. Zue, Josh and Sero passed out.
Timah: Eh? What happened?
Keith: Get here and I'll tell you. Oh and...best not tell anyone of your "raging hormones" friends k? I need people who can help, not make more trouble.
Timah: Fine then, be there asap! *ends the call and looks at Risha & Sherylee* Guys, kite kene pergi naik bilik Zue. Tadi Keith call and die cakap..Josh, Sero and Zue pengsan..tapi. korang tak boleh bagi tau orang lain lagi. Kite kene naik jek dulu. Jom!
Timah, Sherylee and Risha bergegas ke bilik Zue. Mereka terkesima sebentar melihat senario yang sebegitu; Keith sedang bersila di hadapan pintu bilik Zue. Josh dan Sero terlantar di luar bilik Zue dan keadaan yang sangat bersepah di dalam bilik Zue.
Risha: Keith! What happened? ape semua ni?
Keith: Well, we came, we saw, Josh freaked out, Sero punched Josh, he passed out. I asked Sero something, she got weird and twisted, I stunned her. And now I need you guys to help me wake Zue up. I've tried splashing water on her, yelling at her ears, poking her side, poking her with a needle and it all didn't work. Any ideas?
Timah: Ohhh, okay. Patut lah diam jek due-due eko ni dah pengsan rupenye..ummm, die selalu bebel pasal Hentailia kan dulu?
Risha: Bukan Hetalia ke? Hentailia tu Sero cipte untuk annoy Zue kan?
Timah: Ha'ah lah! Jap! *keluarkan plushy America dari Hetalia and letakkan dekat Zue and main satu episod Hetalia gune phone and tunjuk phone dekat Zue*
Risha: takde pape pon Timah-
Zue: *bangun secara tiba-tiba dan peluk plushy tu* AMERICA-SANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Sherylee: There is seriously something wrong with her. But that things is cute.
Zue: Ehhh? Why are you guys here? Keith, daijoubu? You look scared, tired and stressed out. What is wrong?
Keith: Well, you scared the shit out of me just getting up like that. *ternampak kredit card die dekat kaki katil Zue* Nothing. I just wanted this! *lompat and terus rampas card tu and simpan dalam poket*
Zue: Keith! Give it back! I need that! I haven't paid for the things yet.
Timah: What things?
Zue: Ohhhh! bende ni, die macam PDA tapi lagi advance. Die punye fungsi macam PDA tapi die boleh jadi tracking device/weapon/walkie-talkie gak sebab aku hack dalam google earth and tukar die punye programming...blablablablabla..so basically, ko just kene type name penuh orang tu and ko terus boleh follow die and also free untuk call sebab aku hack jugak segala server and phone line. And bende nie jugak boleh keluarkan sound wave yang frequency die teramat tinggi sampai boleh paralysekan orang yang terkene. Just pilih target gune camera cam nak amek gambar, tapi press butang tepi ni, nanti wave tu carik orang tuh! But setiap group cume boleh dapat satu jek lahh..susah nak buat bende nie.
Risha: Fuyooooo! Mesti mahal nak buat bende-bende ni..
Zue: Yup! That’s why I used Keith’s credit card. Hehe And sebab tu jugaklah aku hibernate kejap sebab penat buat bende ni.
Sherylee: Habislah ko Keith…bankrupt tak lame lagi.
Keith: Pfffttt..Talk about putting salt on an open wound..And how do you explain this mess and explosion marks in your room??
Zue: Oh! The explosions was from making the gadgets, there were wrong wiring and stuff. And the mess was..hehe. This! *tunjuk satu pack gule-gule yang besar nak mampos and dalam pack tu cume tinggal sampul gule-gule* hehe
Keith: Zue! I thought we’ve talk about this sugar thing. You.Are.Not.Suppose.To.Have.Any.Without.Me.Or.Josh.Watching.Over.You!
Zue: Well, I found this pack and I couldn’t help it. Won’t happen again! I promise! *smiles innocently* Oh, Josh is waking up.
Josh: *bagun and tengok semua orang dengan muke blur* Ouch..my face hurts. Okay, someone tell me what happened.
Timah: You were punched by Sero. Ko hilang ingatan ke ape?
Josh: Oh that, and what happened to her?
Risha: Keith stun gun-kan Sero.
Josh: Oh. And Zue, next time no more sugar intake without telling me or Keith, and also nice gadgets. I heard you babbling about it while I was knocked out. Don’t ask me how tho, coz I don’t know. And we should go down and check on the others.
Sherylee: Well, what about Sero?
Josh: Just leave her on the floor like that and lock the door but leave the keys inside incase she wakes up.
Sherylee: You can’t just leave her like that! What if something happens?
Josh: Well, nothing will ever happen coz the door is locked. And besides she’s a psycho, she’ll be fine.
Sherylee: True..so let’s go down and get back to lunch!
Timah & Risha: Jom! Aku lapo niehhh.
Zue: You guys go ahead, aku nak post gadjet nie kepada 3 team yang lain. (dalam kapal nie ade service post)
Keith & Josh: You guys go ahead, we wanna check on the others then hit the sac. We’re tired as hell. Any idea where the others are?
Sherylee: I think they should be on the deck, by the swimming pool. I heard Safraa and Chubby talking about going for a swim at around this time. Shima is most probably with them too.
Josh: Oh, thanks. Meet you guys later then.
1515 HOURS
On Deck Swimming Pool
Shima: Wey, panas lah, jom lah dok dalam, dekat lounge.
Chubby: Ala ko ni Shima, kitorang nak madi kat swimming pool la. Join la skali, yang ko dok jek kat situ memang lah panas.
Safraa: Ntah ko ni Shima, jom ah!
Shima: Alaaaa, aku tak reti berenang lahhh..
Safraa: Alah, bukannye dalam sangat pun swimming pool nie. Kat area sini just sampai parat dada aku jek. Kalau ko gi tengah baru dalam.
Shima: Yelahhhh!
Chubby: Yay! Haha. Sekarang kan ko dah tak panas.
Shima: Ey, korang tau tak mane yang lain? Dari pagi tadi aku tak Nampak Kieth atau Josh. Zue pon aku tak nampak.
Safraa: Tak tau. Yang aku tau tadi Timah, Risha, Sero lepak kat lounge. Pastu kali kedua aku lalu situ Sero tak de. And tadi time lalu lagi sume dah takde. Yang mamat due eko tu, aku tak Nampak langsung. Asal?
Chubby: Ko rindu Keith ko ekh? Gatal lah ko ni! Dah ade si ntah-ape-kejadah-sak kat Kemboja masih nak menggatal ngan laki lain.
Safraa: Rithisak lah name die Chubby.
Shima: Ah! Korang tak kenal si bodo tu. Suke nyusahkan hidup aku. Dah la kuat membebel, pape aku buat salah. Lame ah si Rithisak tu! Keith is WAY better!
Safraa: Suke hati ko lah Shima, janji ko bahagia.
Shima: Eh, Chubby, ape ko buat time kat Jepun hah? And camne Safraa boleh ikot si Josh time amek ko? Asal kitorang tak boleh ikot gak?
Chubby: Ah, takde buat pape lah, aku just join per-
Safraa: Die just pegi tengok family die. And then kitorang gi jejalan jap. Sebab tu lambat sikit balik sini. Kan, Chubby?.
Chubby: hehe. A’ah! Betullah tu. *bisik kat Safraa* Thanks Saf.
Shima: Oh, bestnye. Aku nak ikot! Boleh jumpe Matsumoto Jun! And Chubby, camne ko bole ade hubungan ngan royalty jepun, sebab mase tu diorang panggil ko hime*, tapi to kan dalam korea? Aku tak paham lah..tapi mesti best gile ade kaitan nagn diorangkan...
Chubby: Oh, ummm..well..sebenarnya cam gini. Parents aku pernah bawak aku gi Korea time kecik-kecik, pastu aku masuk skolah yang lebih kurang macam boarding school kat sane coz parent aku kene balik Malaysia untuk kerja, so ade couple ni adopt aku time tu. Sebab tu diorang panggil aku hime. But then diorang pindah jepun so aku ikot, and they turned out to be Japanese royalty, so now they’re my okasan** and otosan***.
Shima: Oh, bestnye! Ko patut bawak kitorang jumpe okasan and otosan ko one day!
Chubby: Yeah! One day I will! Shima! Tu hah si Josh and Keith ko! *tunjuk ke arah due mamat yang berjalan menuju ke swimming pool*
Keith: Hello, ladies. How are you?
Safraa: We’re fine, thanks. Where’ve you guys been?
Josh: Oh, we were just looking for Zue coz we haven’t seen her since yesterday, turns out she was just in her room. So what have you guys been up to?
Shima: ah, takde pape. Just lepak-lepak and belajar and lawan Sudoku! Haha. Ko patut lawan main Sudoku ngan aku!
Josh: I’d love to, but sadly I can’t, I suck at Sudoku, but Keith is good at it, aren’t you Keith?
Keith: Yeah, we should set up a game night for playing board games and what-nots to whadd’ya call it..ummm..eratkan silaturrahim or something like that since it’s gonna be a week or so before we reach Ireland.
Chubby: Ireland?! Bukan kite nak pergi England ke? Bukan Sero cakap gi London ke?
Keith: That was the initial plan..But..
Josh: We’ve changed it due to some recent events and besides London is danger-
Safraa: Waittttt! Dangerous?!?!
Josh: Did I say dangerous? It must’ve slipped out of my mouth. I meant, Ireland is not bad, it’s close to London so don’t need to worry. And Chubby, can I talk to you for a sec?
Chubby: Yeah, sure.
Josh: Umm, in private.
Chubby: Oh, okay. Hold on a sec. *chubby keluar dari swimming pool and ikot Josh ke satu sudut di dek yang jauh sikit dari swimming pool*
Safraa: So anyways, what are we going to do in Ireland anyways?
Keith: I don’t really know. That’s the beauty of this trip, we’re just gonna do whatever it is that we feel like doing. And this trip is for you girls, me and Josh are just following you girls around. So we’re just following the tune, you know?
Safraa: Is it?
Keith: Yup, so anyways, I gotta go, I'm gonna get some sleep. If you need anything just knock on our room’s door, k? Be safe. Later guys.
Shima: Okay, Bye. *terpandang Josh and Hidayu and perasan Josh bagi something dalam paper bag to Chubby* Saf, apende yang Josh kasik kat Chubby tu?
Safraa: Ntah, lantak lah, jom aku ajar ko berenang! *tarik Shima masuk swimming pool*
Word Help
*hime=Princess (Japanese)
** okasan=mother (Japanese)
*** otosan=father (Japanese)
1200 hours
Cruise’s Lounge
Sero, Keith, Josh, Timah dan Risha sedang melepak di lounge sambil menjamu kuih yang sedia ada dan dihiburkan oleh cruise band yang sedang mendendangkan lagu-lagu dari Frank Sinatra. Tatkala Sero sibuk ketawa dalam hati dan tersenyum sinis melihat gelagat Timah dan Risha yang tak habis-habis bercerita tentang surat dari TOP dan email dari Nichkun yang mereka terima last night, Josh menerima phone call dan meng-excuse-kan dirinya dari meja itu. Selepas beberapa minit, dia kembali ke meja dengan berlari-lari anak dan lantang bersuara.
Josh: Where’s Zue?
Keith: Isn’t she in her room. You locked her up last night. Remember?
Josh: Shite! I forgot, she must be mad and trying to knock the door down. Best we let her out by now, no?
Timah: *tibe-tibe interrupt* Oh, a’ah! Zueee! Kesian die..dah la selalu pengsan tak tentu pasal, then kene lock up. Ish ish ish….kejam betul Josh ni. Tak baik tau dera anak orang.
Josh: Geee, thanks Timah. That have made me feel all better. *rolls eyes*
Keith: *gets up* Well, we should go check on her now then. And I want my credit card back!
Sero: Wait! I wanna come! I can’t take all this Korean smorgasbord story telling anymore!
Risha & Timah: Weyh!!! Siotttt jek!
Risha: Ko piker ko dah hensem ah nak reject TOP aku? Pikir market sangat ke huh??
Sero: Whatever lah Rishaaaaaa! Lantak ko lah..malas nak layan..
After a few minutes of walking in total silence for different reasons (Sero-having weird 18SG thoughts in her head as usual; Keith-thinking about the amount of money Zue must’ve used from his credit card; Josh-hoping that Zue is okay and is not mad at him or all hyper), Sero, Keith and Josh reached Zue’s suite on the top level.
Sero: Woah, it is so not fair that she got the luxury suite and kitorang dapat suite yang still luxury tapi kurang sikit dari die. So not fair lahhhhh!
Josh: Shut up, Sero! Master Miroku wanted her to have the suite-
Keith: And you better not tell this to anyone else and please, don’t mention Master Miroku, The Closer or anything close to it in front of the others. I have a feeling that either Timah or Risha is sensing something. So you BOTH watch out. That means you too, JOSH!
Josh: Sheesh, chill bab-… I mean I won’t mess it up, I know how to cover my tracks.
Sero: *Pandang tajam dekat Josh and Keith* Hmmmm…both of you are…weird. I can’t pin point it. Oh well, we should go check on Zue. ZUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *jerit nama Zue dengan menggunakan teknik scream yang dipelajari dari Ed sambil ketuk pintu bilik*
Josh: Hey! *smacks Sero’s head* I don’t know if you’ve heard of it or not, but there is this invention called the “doorbell”.
Sero: How would I know if she had one??
Keith: Guys, she is not answering, even after Sero’s retarded screams, and the door bells, she’s not answering.
Josh: I don’t have a good feeling about this. We should knock the door down. *rams into the door with his right shoulder*
Sero: Keitthhhh..can I?? *puppy eyes*
Keith: Yes, please..
Sero: *turns the door knob right before Josh hits the door* mwahahahahahaha!!!
Josh: What the?!?! *jatuh but disebabkan skill fighting die, die sempat buat tumbling ke depan* You could’ve just said the door was unlocked. *gets up and fixes his clothes* That was so uncalled for!
Sero: Sorry, I just couldn’t help it and besides, Keith approved it.
Josh: So, if Keith approved you jumping of a 1,000,000 cliff without any parachute or whatever, you'll do it?
Sero: I never said that. And besides, kan kerajaan dah banyak buat kempen budi bahasa. Tulah,tak nak dengar or amek tahu. Padan ngan muke ko. Ko pikir aku heran ke kalau ko hensem, budak-budak ramai minat ko, Master Miroku sayang sangat kat ko or fighting skill ko boleh tahan bagos? Huh? Ko pikir ko sape nak pukul-pukul kepala orang? Tak belajar adab eh? Huh??? Dah market sangat ke ko ni? Dah boleh tembus pasaran besar-besaran sangat ke ko ni? Pikir bagos! Stress aku!
Josh: Ummm, Sero, you do know that I understand Malay right? I just can't speak it. You do know that right?
Sero: Oh, shit. I forgot that. Oh well, now you know what I think. haha!
Josh: I just wanna hit you soooo bad. Can I?
Sero: Hit me then! You’re such a fag for wanting to hit girls!
Keith: God! Will you both just shut up?! You sound like a senile couple who have been married for 40 years! It’s beginning to annoy me. And you both should get in here coz I doubt that you both have had the time to take a look in here since you were sooooo busy with other more important stuff.
Sero & Josh: Sorry, Keith..
Josh: OH MY GAWWWDDDDD! WTF?? WTH?? WTFH?!?!?! %&%$@*(^#*@(^*(#@&*%&#%&%*^!!!
Sero: *punches Josh really hard*
Keith: *looks at Sero with one raised eyebrow*
Sero: What? >_< style="font-weight: bold;">Keith: Annoying, immature anddddd..I don’t know what else. Anyways, what do you think happened?
Sero: Well, judging by the state of the room. I’d say, a bomb blew up but somehow Master Miroku managed to make this room indestructible and that he had turned Zue into a Nemesis thingy, you know, like from Resident Evil?? And that is why she is just probably knocked out by it. Wait, she is not knocked out by it. She is just hibernating to gain back all her energy and allow her body to regenerate like Wolverine..or maybe Claire from heroes coz she’s a girl. Or maybe that is not Zue. Maybe it’s someone who drank poly juice potion that had some of Zue’s hair in it and trying to kill us all.
Keith: You done?
Sero: Yup! So we should kill that..him..her. I don’t know. Coz I don’t know who that is. It looks like Zue..but like I said, it could be a bad guy disguised like Zue.
Keith: I sometimes wonder what goes around in that brain of yours.
Sero: Well, you shouldn’t even wonder or want to know what goes on in my head coz that way, it wouldn’t be MY head. It would be OUR head. Coz if it is MY head, only I should know what is in it. Right?
Keith: Sorry I asked and just sorry…
Sero: Sorry for what??
Keith: This. *puts a stun gun to Sero’s neck and dragged Sero and Keith’s body outside and curi phone Sero dari poket hoodie die*
1400 hours
Cruise's Lounge
Timah, Risha dan Sherylee sibuk makan luch dengan bahagianya, Timah menerima call. [diorang amek lunch lambat sikit sebab tengok Summer Concert: Korea dekat TV room yang main act diorang ialah Big Bang, 2PM, 2AM & SuJu (Timah&Risha) while Sherylee pulak sibok tengok match Liverpool Vs. Barcelona untuk Champions League online via broadband and laptop Sero yang diplug-in ke projector.] Timah tengok phonenya:
Incoming Call:
Sero
017-8509290
Risha: Timah, tak angkat call?
Timah: Malas lahhh.
Risha: Boyfriend ehh?? Takyah lah malu-malu dengan kitorang...hehe
Sherylee: Ya lah, you don't need to be shy with usss, ko cakap jek kat kitorang sape boyfriend ko, kitorang mesti accept die punyeee!
Risha: sape name dieee? Izuddin ekh??
Timah: *phone rings again* Eyhh! Suke hati ko jek! Sero lahhh..tengok niiii...*tunjuk phone kat Risha and Sherylee*
Risha: Cheehhhh! Kacau ah Sero nie..tapi mesti best ek, kalau ko ade boyfriend..boleh kitorang nganjing ko bebanyak. haha
Sherylee: By the way, kenape ko tak nak answer Sero's call?
Timah: Malas aku, nanti kang kalau die hypnotise aku through the phone and buat aku jadi test subject die macam mane? Nanti balik mak aku tanye, "Mah, Mah, Mah, kenape badan biru biru nie??" Aku nak jawab ape? "Ni sebab kawan sayang sangattttt"??
Risha: Kesian ko ekhhh..
Sherylee: Eyh, just answer lah..dah bape kali die call. Maybe it's important?
Timah: Fineee...*answers the phone* hello?
Keith: Timah?
Timah: Who is this?? Nichkhun??
Keith: It's Keith. I need your help. Can you and a few of your friends get up to Zue's room right now?
Timah: ohhh, okay.. But we are eating. We're hungry! Can I come up a lil later?
Keith: Please? It's really important. Zue, Josh and Sero passed out.
Timah: Eh? What happened?
Keith: Get here and I'll tell you. Oh and...best not tell anyone of your "raging hormones" friends k? I need people who can help, not make more trouble.
Timah: Fine then, be there asap! *ends the call and looks at Risha & Sherylee* Guys, kite kene pergi naik bilik Zue. Tadi Keith call and die cakap..Josh, Sero and Zue pengsan..tapi. korang tak boleh bagi tau orang lain lagi. Kite kene naik jek dulu. Jom!
Timah, Sherylee and Risha bergegas ke bilik Zue. Mereka terkesima sebentar melihat senario yang sebegitu; Keith sedang bersila di hadapan pintu bilik Zue. Josh dan Sero terlantar di luar bilik Zue dan keadaan yang sangat bersepah di dalam bilik Zue.
Risha: Keith! What happened? ape semua ni?
Keith: Well, we came, we saw, Josh freaked out, Sero punched Josh, he passed out. I asked Sero something, she got weird and twisted, I stunned her. And now I need you guys to help me wake Zue up. I've tried splashing water on her, yelling at her ears, poking her side, poking her with a needle and it all didn't work. Any ideas?
Timah: Ohhh, okay. Patut lah diam jek due-due eko ni dah pengsan rupenye..ummm, die selalu bebel pasal Hentailia kan dulu?
Risha: Bukan Hetalia ke? Hentailia tu Sero cipte untuk annoy Zue kan?
Timah: Ha'ah lah! Jap! *keluarkan plushy America dari Hetalia and letakkan dekat Zue and main satu episod Hetalia gune phone and tunjuk phone dekat Zue*
Risha: takde pape pon Timah-
Zue: *bangun secara tiba-tiba dan peluk plushy tu* AMERICA-SANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Sherylee: There is seriously something wrong with her. But that things is cute.
Zue: Ehhh? Why are you guys here? Keith, daijoubu? You look scared, tired and stressed out. What is wrong?
Keith: Well, you scared the shit out of me just getting up like that. *ternampak kredit card die dekat kaki katil Zue* Nothing. I just wanted this! *lompat and terus rampas card tu and simpan dalam poket*
Zue: Keith! Give it back! I need that! I haven't paid for the things yet.
Timah: What things?
Zue: Ohhhh! bende ni, die macam PDA tapi lagi advance. Die punye fungsi macam PDA tapi die boleh jadi tracking device/weapon/walkie-talkie gak sebab aku hack dalam google earth and tukar die punye programming...blablablablabla..so basically, ko just kene type name penuh orang tu and ko terus boleh follow die and also free untuk call sebab aku hack jugak segala server and phone line. And bende nie jugak boleh keluarkan sound wave yang frequency die teramat tinggi sampai boleh paralysekan orang yang terkene. Just pilih target gune camera cam nak amek gambar, tapi press butang tepi ni, nanti wave tu carik orang tuh! But setiap group cume boleh dapat satu jek lahh..susah nak buat bende nie.
Risha: Fuyooooo! Mesti mahal nak buat bende-bende ni..
Zue: Yup! That’s why I used Keith’s credit card. Hehe And sebab tu jugaklah aku hibernate kejap sebab penat buat bende ni.
Sherylee: Habislah ko Keith…bankrupt tak lame lagi.
Keith: Pfffttt..Talk about putting salt on an open wound..And how do you explain this mess and explosion marks in your room??
Zue: Oh! The explosions was from making the gadgets, there were wrong wiring and stuff. And the mess was..hehe. This! *tunjuk satu pack gule-gule yang besar nak mampos and dalam pack tu cume tinggal sampul gule-gule* hehe
Keith: Zue! I thought we’ve talk about this sugar thing. You.Are.Not.Suppose.To.Have.Any.Without.Me.Or.Josh.Watching.Over.You!
Zue: Well, I found this pack and I couldn’t help it. Won’t happen again! I promise! *smiles innocently* Oh, Josh is waking up.
Josh: *bagun and tengok semua orang dengan muke blur* Ouch..my face hurts. Okay, someone tell me what happened.
Timah: You were punched by Sero. Ko hilang ingatan ke ape?
Josh: Oh that, and what happened to her?
Risha: Keith stun gun-kan Sero.
Josh: Oh. And Zue, next time no more sugar intake without telling me or Keith, and also nice gadgets. I heard you babbling about it while I was knocked out. Don’t ask me how tho, coz I don’t know. And we should go down and check on the others.
Sherylee: Well, what about Sero?
Josh: Just leave her on the floor like that and lock the door but leave the keys inside incase she wakes up.
Sherylee: You can’t just leave her like that! What if something happens?
Josh: Well, nothing will ever happen coz the door is locked. And besides she’s a psycho, she’ll be fine.
Sherylee: True..so let’s go down and get back to lunch!
Timah & Risha: Jom! Aku lapo niehhh.
Zue: You guys go ahead, aku nak post gadjet nie kepada 3 team yang lain. (dalam kapal nie ade service post)
Keith & Josh: You guys go ahead, we wanna check on the others then hit the sac. We’re tired as hell. Any idea where the others are?
Sherylee: I think they should be on the deck, by the swimming pool. I heard Safraa and Chubby talking about going for a swim at around this time. Shima is most probably with them too.
Josh: Oh, thanks. Meet you guys later then.
1515 HOURS
On Deck Swimming Pool
Shima: Wey, panas lah, jom lah dok dalam, dekat lounge.
Chubby: Ala ko ni Shima, kitorang nak madi kat swimming pool la. Join la skali, yang ko dok jek kat situ memang lah panas.
Safraa: Ntah ko ni Shima, jom ah!
Shima: Alaaaa, aku tak reti berenang lahhh..
Safraa: Alah, bukannye dalam sangat pun swimming pool nie. Kat area sini just sampai parat dada aku jek. Kalau ko gi tengah baru dalam.
Shima: Yelahhhh!
Chubby: Yay! Haha. Sekarang kan ko dah tak panas.
Shima: Ey, korang tau tak mane yang lain? Dari pagi tadi aku tak Nampak Kieth atau Josh. Zue pon aku tak nampak.
Safraa: Tak tau. Yang aku tau tadi Timah, Risha, Sero lepak kat lounge. Pastu kali kedua aku lalu situ Sero tak de. And tadi time lalu lagi sume dah takde. Yang mamat due eko tu, aku tak Nampak langsung. Asal?
Chubby: Ko rindu Keith ko ekh? Gatal lah ko ni! Dah ade si ntah-ape-kejadah-sak kat Kemboja masih nak menggatal ngan laki lain.
Safraa: Rithisak lah name die Chubby.
Shima: Ah! Korang tak kenal si bodo tu. Suke nyusahkan hidup aku. Dah la kuat membebel, pape aku buat salah. Lame ah si Rithisak tu! Keith is WAY better!
Safraa: Suke hati ko lah Shima, janji ko bahagia.
Shima: Eh, Chubby, ape ko buat time kat Jepun hah? And camne Safraa boleh ikot si Josh time amek ko? Asal kitorang tak boleh ikot gak?
Chubby: Ah, takde buat pape lah, aku just join per-
Safraa: Die just pegi tengok family die. And then kitorang gi jejalan jap. Sebab tu lambat sikit balik sini. Kan, Chubby?.
Chubby: hehe. A’ah! Betullah tu. *bisik kat Safraa* Thanks Saf.
Shima: Oh, bestnye. Aku nak ikot! Boleh jumpe Matsumoto Jun! And Chubby, camne ko bole ade hubungan ngan royalty jepun, sebab mase tu diorang panggil ko hime*, tapi to kan dalam korea? Aku tak paham lah..tapi mesti best gile ade kaitan nagn diorangkan...
Chubby: Oh, ummm..well..sebenarnya cam gini. Parents aku pernah bawak aku gi Korea time kecik-kecik, pastu aku masuk skolah yang lebih kurang macam boarding school kat sane coz parent aku kene balik Malaysia untuk kerja, so ade couple ni adopt aku time tu. Sebab tu diorang panggil aku hime. But then diorang pindah jepun so aku ikot, and they turned out to be Japanese royalty, so now they’re my okasan** and otosan***.
Shima: Oh, bestnye! Ko patut bawak kitorang jumpe okasan and otosan ko one day!
Chubby: Yeah! One day I will! Shima! Tu hah si Josh and Keith ko! *tunjuk ke arah due mamat yang berjalan menuju ke swimming pool*
Keith: Hello, ladies. How are you?
Safraa: We’re fine, thanks. Where’ve you guys been?
Josh: Oh, we were just looking for Zue coz we haven’t seen her since yesterday, turns out she was just in her room. So what have you guys been up to?
Shima: ah, takde pape. Just lepak-lepak and belajar and lawan Sudoku! Haha. Ko patut lawan main Sudoku ngan aku!
Josh: I’d love to, but sadly I can’t, I suck at Sudoku, but Keith is good at it, aren’t you Keith?
Keith: Yeah, we should set up a game night for playing board games and what-nots to whadd’ya call it..ummm..eratkan silaturrahim or something like that since it’s gonna be a week or so before we reach Ireland.
Chubby: Ireland?! Bukan kite nak pergi England ke? Bukan Sero cakap gi London ke?
Keith: That was the initial plan..But..
Josh: We’ve changed it due to some recent events and besides London is danger-
Safraa: Waittttt! Dangerous?!?!
Josh: Did I say dangerous? It must’ve slipped out of my mouth. I meant, Ireland is not bad, it’s close to London so don’t need to worry. And Chubby, can I talk to you for a sec?
Chubby: Yeah, sure.
Josh: Umm, in private.
Chubby: Oh, okay. Hold on a sec. *chubby keluar dari swimming pool and ikot Josh ke satu sudut di dek yang jauh sikit dari swimming pool*
Safraa: So anyways, what are we going to do in Ireland anyways?
Keith: I don’t really know. That’s the beauty of this trip, we’re just gonna do whatever it is that we feel like doing. And this trip is for you girls, me and Josh are just following you girls around. So we’re just following the tune, you know?
Safraa: Is it?
Keith: Yup, so anyways, I gotta go, I'm gonna get some sleep. If you need anything just knock on our room’s door, k? Be safe. Later guys.
Shima: Okay, Bye. *terpandang Josh and Hidayu and perasan Josh bagi something dalam paper bag to Chubby* Saf, apende yang Josh kasik kat Chubby tu?
Safraa: Ntah, lantak lah, jom aku ajar ko berenang! *tarik Shima masuk swimming pool*
Haha! Kini watak yang kurang di critakan mula menyertai cerita ini. Apakah sebenarnya yang dilakukan oleh Hidayu dan Safraa di Jepun? (but ofcourse kalau korang bace spin off korang tahu, but adakah spin off tersebut menceritakan segalanya?) Apakah benda yang diberikan oleh Josh kepada Chubby? Kenapa tiba-tibe destinasi ditukar ke Ireland dan bukan lagi London? Kenapa London berbahaya? Apa yang ada di London? Apa yang berlaku pada Sero? Kenapa die tak bangun lagi? Andddd..GAME NIGHT?!?!??!? That sounds fun, Keith!
Word Help
*hime=Princess (Japanese)
** okasan=mother (Japanese)
*** otosan=father (Japanese)
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